Lycan's Space

[sciamano240]

Another drawing of my OC, April. If it performs well, a third one will follow!

[shardanic]

VIP Commish: newgalaxyretro's OC Orchid!

[shardanic]

VIP Commish: Aria & Forte for @crystalplanet00!

[dickiesgrayson]

#IsBruceWayneBatman: a social media au | Part I

[crinosg]

I mean yeah this is exactly what would happen.

Batman has gone to great lengths to create the persona of “Bruce Wayne, upper class twit who could never be Batman.”

If Batman walked into the middle of Gotham Square and pulled off his mask and yelled “I, Bruce Wayne, am Batman!” The Headline would be “Bruce Wayne gets drunk at costume party, driven home by Commissioner James Gordon.”

And on that ride home:

Gordon: You are such a piece of shit you know that right? One of these days that’s not gonna work.

Bruce: *With the biggest shit eating grin ever* I know Jim, but it never stops being funny.

Gordon: So…. out of curiosity, how much money did Ollie lose to you this time?

Bruce: A gentleman never tells Jim, besides, its not about the money, its about the satisfaction of being right….. and the look on his face.

Gordon: Nice.

[jeeperso]

and you just know Alfred has a veritable host of “embarrassing early morning bruce” pics and video raring to go, like after a “skiing accident” to cover up a particularly nasty bat-injury in the line of duty

“I’m fine Alfred.”

“If you are, then prove it by putting on your socksies by your self.”

(source is Harley Quinn season 2, episode 5, but I can see this as part of Dave Willis’ “Happy Bruce” headcanon

[crinosg]

I think the villain reactions would be priceless as well.

Two Face: Look I was friends with Bruce for years. He’s a nice guy, but doesn’t have the brains God gave a fiddler crab. He’s not Batman.

Riddler: I can confirm this. I took him and his board of directors hostage once. He tried to write me a check and got the check wrong. Four. Times. He had to ask his guy Lucius Fox to do it. It was just plain awkward for everyone involved.

Poison Ivy: Bruce is what we in the business call a Himbo, great to look at, a real sweetheart, but not much going on upstairs. I guarantee he’s not Batman.

Penguin: I’ve had Bruce Wayne as a guest at the Iceberg lounge before. Nice guy, excellent tipper, complete and utter moron. If he’s Batman I’ll eat my umbrella.

Joker: What? Oh yea of course Bruce Wayne is Batman. I mean obviously right?

Rest of the villains:……

Joker: Wait, you mean you guys didn’t know? I figured it out like the first day.

Penguin: You…. you’re joking right.

Joker: Penguin you will KNOW when I am joking. Seriously. No one else figured it out. No one. Just me. You guys are dumbasses.

Riddler: *Pinches bridge of nose* Okay…. so if Bruce Wayne is Batman, and you KNEW this the whole time, why not just KILL BRUCE WAYNE?

Joker: *As serious as a heart attack* because I’m not fighting Bruce Wayne, I’m fighting Batman. Obviously.

Riddler: Goddammit I hate you so much Joker. So fucking much. I can literally taste how much I hate you.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Bruce Wayne….why are you dressed up like Batman?”

Max Schreck in Batman Returns after watching Batman do a bunch of Batman things then take off his Batman mask to reveal Bruce Wayne underneath it

[grctw]

Two-Face: So, you’re telling me you knew Batman’s real name all this time and you didn’t kill him!

Joker: Bruce Wayne isn’t his real name. Not any more than what the called me before my chemical cannonball is my real name. I’m the Joker. He’s Batman. And I don’t want to kill him. I want to make him laugh.

Poison Ivy: You do understand that’s never going to happen, right?

Joker: Well, I have to keep trying. Just like he has keep trying to stop me. Over and over. Day after day. Forever. The struggle itself is enough to fill my heart. After all…

*the Joker smiles a wide insane smile*

…we must imagine Sisyphus happy!

[chapelseed]

Clark Kent: Bruce Wayne? As the Batman? *rubs the back of his neck awkwardly* Look, I met Bruce back when his car broke down around our farm when we were like… nine? It was after his folks died, and Pa might have said his butler told him he was still broken up about it… anyway, he kinda tried to play ball, but… heh, he never landed a hit. Even now, he always swings out at the Planet/Wayne Baseball game. So the Batman? Not really sure what that caught on from…

[itsupermanti]

Oliver Queen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bruce Wayne?! The Batman?! Yeah right! The man too busy trying to keep his small army of crazy kids from destroying his manor spends his nights jumping across the Gotham rooftops? What next? You’ll tell me that Vale thinks Ted Kord is the freakin Blue Beetle!

[howlingday]

Catwoman: Bruce Wayne? Hardly. Batman is tall, dark, and brooding. Bruce Wayne is squeamish, naive, and easy. The differences couldn’t be any clearer.

Catwoman: Yes, I’ve been seen with the mboth, but what can I say? I’m the kind of girl who likes to have it all.

[dapper-lil-arts]

By far, one of the most underrated gags in MLP is when we meet Rairtys parents for the first time, and they both have Wisconsin accents.

Meaning, yes, she DOES just put on that voice for herself.

Unfathomable levels of committing to the bit.

Rarity is a small town girl that has crafted her entire BEING into being her idealized self, and the funny thing is she SuCEEDED.

HER YOUNGER SELF'S REACTION IS TO THINK 'WOW YOU'RE EXACTLY WHO I WANT TO BE' LIKE. SHE ACHIEVED HER IDEALIZED SELF. SHES FANTASTIC

[iahfy]

"Wanna go for a dip?"

[arc-misadventures]

You Have A Permit For That?

Nora: So, how's it going between you, and Coco?

Jaune: Uhh... things are going well, but she's been giving me these weird looks lately.

Nora: Weird how?

Jaune: Like she's eyeing a juicy stake.

Nora: Wait, she looking at you like you're a slab of juicy stake?

Jaune: Yeah. It's kinda scary honestly.

Nora: A-And, where is Coco right now?

Jaune: Said she was going to get a permit for something.

Nora: Oh no...

Jaune: 'Oh no?' What's, 'oh no?'

Coco: Oh Jaune~!

Jaune: Oh, Coco? Hey, what's up?

Coco: Not much, but look at what I got~!

Jaune: Uhhh...?!

Coco: You ready to dive Helldiver~?

Jaune: Oh... Oh fuck...

Nora: Whelp, you're boned.

[king-mac-xiii]

*Ruby, dressed up for Trick-or-Treating as a nun with guns, made her way through the halls of Beacon, knocking on the door of team JNPR.*

Ruby: Hey! You guys ready yet?

Jaune: *opened the door, clearly not ready.* Hey, Ruby.

Ruby: *a little annoyed now.* Hey Jaune. Why aren't you ready?! You promised!

Jaune: *sighs.* We're going. We're just... having difficulty picking my armor.

Ruby: *now confused, tilting her head slightly.* what?

Jaune: *moves out of the way to show the issue.*

Pyrrha as Yvraine (the one with the ponytail): He's the perfect Guilliman! We'd win the costume contest easily!

Nora as Slaanesh: And I'm telling you he has the perfect pretty face for pre-fall Fulgrim! It's the perfect set up for a couples' costume to show the temptation. It's a story! You're idea is just a meme!

Pyrrha: You're a meme! Our costumes would have a level of dramatic irony! I'm the gladiatrix and he's the fearless knight defending the galaxy! You're dressed as a goddess of whores!

Ruby: wow.

Jaune: *let's out a sigh.* They're very passionate.

Ruby: Why not just go as Lion El Johnson?

*Both redheads pause their argument and turn to Ruby. Then they look toward Jaune. There was a moment of pause before they both tilted their heads.*

Nora: *waved her hand in front of her face* Nah. Too on the nose. Also, the best Lion is the one with the beard and we don't have time for him to grow one.

Pyrrha: *contemplating for a moment.* She makes a point though. We not going to agree for a couple's costume. So maybe he should be a third party.

Ruby: If I might make a suggestion.

*the group looks at the picture on Ruby's Scroll.*

Nora: *turns to Pyrrha.* Leman?

Pyrrha: *nods once.* Leman.

Jaune: *let's out a thankful sigh that the issue passed.* I'll get the wolf armor.

[fandomflotilla]

Blake: “Big dick energy” is such a weird and misleading concept.

Yang: Oh?

Blake: Because everyone assumes the loud boisterous assholes are the ones with BDE

Blake: In my experience, the people who actually have big dicks are the quiet nerds.

Yang: …explain.

Blake: Like, if you’re being loud and obnoxious, your cock size is probably either average or slightly below average. No shame in that, but just my experience.

Blake: But if the person is soft spoken, and knows a little too much about Star Wars, they’re packing an absolute hog. Like, a total bitch breaker. The kind of sausage that splits you in half and makes you rethink your breakfast choices because it feels like he’s reaching so far inside you it’ll push it back up out the other end.

Yang: …

Yang: *dials phone* …Hey Jaune, up for dinner tonight?

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[patron-saint-of-smartasses]

I’m dying laughing because so many Indigenous meme pages and other groups joke about their rez dogs and some even use work dogs, like the Navajo sheep herders. There’s even a dog rescue in the Navajo nation that seeks to help work dogs get access to safe shelter in extreme weather. Touch grass, please.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait, I have the perfect meme for this:

[gsirvitor]

Adopt some bagels today.

[frankthecherokee]

I want to introduce you all to a NAID. Native American Indian Dog.

https://www.dogster.com/dog-breeds/native-american-indian-dog

Pic from site. And I fully judge that person in Cherokee.

[blumineck]

Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

[shardanic]

"You seem a little tilted. Maybe you should take a break?"

[howlingday]

RWBYJNPR 40K

Nora: Sooo... You like these golden, banana boys, huh~?

Jaune: The Custodes? Yeah, they're awesome!

Nora: And Ren likes these blocky guys...

Jaune: The Tau, yeah.

Ren: (Nods) For the greater good...

Nora: And Pyrrha's really digging those military guys there...

Pyrrha: (Humming "Hero of the Imperium")

Jaune: Yeah, she's REALLY into the Militarum. Especially the Commisar Cain series.

Nora: And I saw Blake reading a book with bird head on it.

Jaune: What color was the bird?

Nora: Oh, I dunno. It was just the skull.

Jaune: Ah, Ravenguard. Yeah, that makes sense.

Nora: Heck, I even saw Weiss arguing with Yang about whether some elves or robots were cooler.

Jaune: Heh heh... Yeah, that's a fight that's never gonna end for either side~.

Nora: Seems like you're gettin' to the other team with this, too~.

Jaune: Looks like it, yeah.

Nora: Sooo... What've ya got for me~?

Jaune: Well, you might like what Ruby likes.

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Ruby: (In the middle of Torchwick hideout) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

Ruby: (Smashing everything too close to her) ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ!

Ruby: (Headbutts a goon, Tosses dust wildly) YOU LOOKIN' TA SKRAP?! C'MON AN' KRUMP WIT ME, YA YOOMIES!

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Nora: Nah, I'm not really big into comedies.

Jaune: Hm... Then how about...

....this one...?

Leagues of Votann

Adeptus Mechanicus

Chaos

Tyranid

Grey Knights

Genestealer

Deathwatch

One of the previously mentioned

Choose this one~! (Comment, Tag, Reblog, etc.)

Warhammer is lame, and so are you

Voting ended onAug 13, 2025

[juanarc-thethird]

Just a man with his horse.

Ruby: Jaune, what are you doing here? Weren't you helping out with the horse riding lessons?

Jaune: Yes, but the owner told me to leave.

Ruby: Why?

Jaune: I have no idea, I was just brushing the horse and from time to time I would talk to her so she wouldn't get nervous.

Ruby: Did you say something inappropriate?

Jaune: I don't think so, what I said was…

Flash back

Jaune walking towards one of the horse.

Jaune: *In a soft voice* I see it's you and me again, girl.

The horse responds with a nod.

Jaune: Settle down. Let's get this off you, girl.

He removes the saddle from her.

Jaune: See, there we are. Hey, have this girl.

He takes out some food in the palm of his hand and feeds it to her. She begins to eat it in a hurry.

Jaune: Whoa now, easy, easy... Nice and easy... That's it.

When the horse finished eating the food, Jaune starts brushing her. She stirs a little bit at the contact but Jaune calms her down.

Jaune: Wait now, girl.... Good girl... I need you to behave.

He moves to clean the horse's back and moves the brush a little harder.

Jaune: Won't. take. long, girl... Come on girl...Mmmm, good girl.

Jaune checks the horse and sees that she is clean.

Jaune: We're good... *pets her* Nice riding, girl. Come on now.

He takes the saddle again and puts it on the horse.

Jaune: Good girl... *strap the saddle tight* There you go, all done. *chuckles* That wasn't so bad, was it?

She nodes her head.

Jaune: *Laughs a little* You did good... You rode good.

She suddenly starts neighing.

Jaune: *Pets her* Shhh girl...

She jumps a bit, surprising Jaune for a moment.

Jaune: Whoa whoa whoa there! *Pets her* Shhh...

She then calms down.

Jaune: Good girl.

Owner: Ahem!

Jaune: Huh?

Turning around, Jaune can see a group of blushing women, looking at him with strange look and a shy smile. Whereas the owner looked really upset.

Jaune: Yes?

Owner: Get out.

Jaune: What?! Why?!

Owner: I say, GET OUT!!!

End Flash back

And now I am here. I still don't understand what happened.

Ruby: *Blushing* Maybe if you repeat it to me again I can find out what happened.

Jaune: Ok, so...

Ruby: Wait wait! Can we do it in my room, where there are no distractions?

Jaune: Um... Sure.

Ruby: Can you also say it directly in my ear?... It's so I can hear you clearly, of course!

Jaune: Ok.

Ruby: *Excited* Great, let's go!

She takes his hand an guides him to her room.

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I blame RDR2 for this idea.

[howlingday]

Jaune Arc, Horse Whisperer

[vashito]

Davey the Ref (zero-G) (oc) in highschool we had a cat named Davey. Back then my brother and I built a crappy wrestling ring in the yard, and Davey would always hang out on the mat with us, so we used to joke that she was the referee! so this oc is a tribute, rip Davey! you were a good cat

[somecutething]

[howlingday]

Look at the wire screen! Little fella has been at this for a while.

[littletantrums]

[howlingday]