Yep

I am trash in many fandoms...welcome to my obessions

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Lando Calrissian: Han just said he couldn’t hang out this week because his wife just gave birth??

Lando Calrissian: He’s known those babies for 1 day and me for almost a decade but. Ok.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: Jag, you'll be working with Jaina and Zekk. Zekk: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Jaina Solo: Jagged Fel: Zekk: ...of people on a team.

[miraxusincorrectquotes]

Laxus : We all have our demons.

Laxus [grabbing Mirajane] : This one's mine.

suggested by @fababyzz

[miraxusincorrectquotes]

Mirajane : Were you dropped on your head as a kid ?

Laxus : Bold of you to assume I was held.

Mirajane :

Mirajane : Jesus Christ

[miraxusincorrectquotes]

Laxus : I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Mirajane : I wake up at five.

Laxus :

Laxus : I want to fall asleep with you for the rest of my life.

[miraxusincorrectquotes]

Mirajane : I'm having problems with Laxus.

Erza : Like "his dead body won't fit in your car" problems or "you like him" problems ?

Mirajane : "I like him" problems.

Erza : Too bad, I could have actually helped you with the other one.

[miraxusincorrectquotes]

Young Laxus : Crushes are the worst.

Young Mirajane : Yeah, whenever I'm near mine I act like a fucking bitch.

Young Laxus : But you always act like that.

Young Mirajane :

Young Mirajane : Yeah, don't think about that too hard, pretty boy.

[miraxusincorrectquotes]

Laxus : Be myself ? Freed, I have one night to win over Mira's siblings. How long did it take before you guys started liking me ?

Bickslow : couple weeks.

Evergreen : Six months.

Makarov : Jury's still out.

Laxus : See, Freed ? "Be myself", what kind of garbage advice is that ?

[miraxusincorrectquotes]

Mirajane : What would you say if someday I came home with... six puppies ?

Laxus : What's in the box ?

Mirajane : ...

Laxus :

Laxus : What's in the box, Mira ?

Mirajane : ...

Mirajane : I think you know...

[miraxusincorrectquotes]

Freed : You just need to give Laxus a chance.

Mirajane : Why would I ever do that ? He's just a narcissist twat with an ego the size of Pluto.

Bickslow : Yeah but his ego isn't the only big thing about him.

[charmedbuffy]

Dawson’s Creek 3.18 | Smallville 9.06

[galindaelphaba]

DAWSON’S CREEK 3.22 | The Anti-Prom

[lyn452]

Jacen Solo: Ben, Ben, Ben.

Jacen Solo: Okay. I get it. You had a bad day.

Jacen Solo: You're stressed out, seven people died -

Ben Skywalker: TWELVE PEOPLE!

Jacen Solo: Not the point.

Jacen Solo: Look, they're dead now. And really, who's fault is that?

Ben Skywalker: YOURS!

Jacen Solo: That's right. No one's.

[frodo-sam]

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

DUNE (2021) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[lyn452]

Jaina Solo: I’m having problems with a boy.

Mara Jade: Like “his dead body won’t fit in your trunk” problems or “you like him” problems?

Jaina Solo: “I like him” problems.

Mara Jade: Too bad, I could have actually helped you with the other one.

[lyn452]

Jagged Fel: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Jaina, you'll kill me?

Han Solo: No. If you hurt Jaina, she's perfectly capable of killing you herself.

[lyn452]

Jaina Solo: Wait for it... wait for it... 9:01. Jagged Fel is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Lowbacca: Uh... alarm didn’t go off.

Jaina Solo: All three alarms? All with battery backup? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Zekk: Ooh! He was taken in his sleep.

Jaina Solo: That’s what I’m talking about! Super dark, Zekk, but way more plausible than Lowie's idiotic alarm clock theory.

Jacen Solo: I bet he tucked himself in the bed too tight and got stuck.

Kyp Durron: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting.

Wedge Antilles: It’s 9 a.m. Why is no one working?

Jaina Solo: Jagged Fel is a few minutes late, and we’re all trying to guess why.

Wedge Antilles: I'd like to play. I’d say he’s... in line at the... bank. This is fun.

Jaina Solo: It is fun, but you’re all wrong. He clearly slipped through a sewer grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.

[Jag enters]

Jaina Solo: There he is. Jag! Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick! Do you care to explain yourself?!

Jagged Fel: I’m just seventy seconds late! It’s not a big deal, don’t worry about it.

Wedge Antilles: Fel, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.

Jagged Fel: ...there was a problem at the bank.

Wedge Antilles: [claps] HOT DAMN!