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@miraxusincorrectquotes
Miraxus Spring Week 2025 Day 7. Actors/Show business Reporter : It's impressive that you keep your careers and personal life so balanced. Any advice for your fans? Laxus : Don't fall in love with another mage because that shit will give you 24/7 high blood pressure and a stroke at 31. Mirajane : LAXUS, I FOUND A SNAKE!! Laxus : Jesus Christ, PUT IT DOWN.
Miraxus Spring Week 2025 Day 6. Family chores and traditions Lisanna : Why is Laxus always doing the laundry so loudly ? Mirajane : To let everyone know that no one helps in the house. Laxus [in the distance. Slams washing machine door]
Miraxus Spring Week 2025 Day 5. The Nightmare Laxus : Care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Mirajane : They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
Miraxus Spring Week 2025 Day 4. Quarrel from scratch Laxus : When my wife is mad, I tighten the lids on all of our jars so she has to ask me for help. [sound of glass shattering in the kitchen] Laxus : It doesn't always work, though.
Miraxus Spring Week 2025 Day 3. Culinary masterpieces Mirajane : I have no fears. Laxus : I'm cooking tonight. Mirajane : Mirajane : I have one fear.
Miraxus Spring Week 2025 Day 2. Brazen Flirting Mirajane : What’s your greatest strength? Laxus : I’m a great flirt. Mirajane : What’s your greatest weakness? Laxus : Those beautiful eyes of yours.
Miraxus Spring Week 2025 Day 1. Joint assignment/training [during a mission] Laxus : Mira, give me something blunt! Mirajane : you have a hard time letting people in and trusting individuals Laxus : I meant an object!
Young Mirajane : the path to accepting my feelings for Laxus starts with five words : Young Mirajane : never in my fucking life
Laxus : Mira, why are you crying ? Mirajane : This book is so sad !! Laxus [picking it up]: But this is my diary-
Laxus : So...what would you do if you were in bed with me ? Mirajane : Depends. Mirajane : Is your bed comfortable ? Laxus : Yes. Mirajane : I'd sleep.
Child : Why does Mama wear makeup? Laxus : To look pretty. Child : But, she’s already pretty. Laxus: Aw. Child : Papa, you should wear makeup. Mirajane : Savage.
Laxus [to Mirajane]: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
Cana : Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks? Erza : I would slap Mira for free. Mirajane [tearing up]: I’m your best friend ??
Young Laxus : I'm not mad, I just want to know why you need a fake ID? Young Mirajane : [mumbles] Young Laxus : What was that? Mirajane : ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.
Mirajane : [banging a pen on the table out of frustration] Laxus : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Mirajane : I— Mirajane : I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Mirajane : What was your first impression of me ? Laxus : Unstable.
Mirajane [making a cup of coffee]: Yeah, get into that water, you sexy, sexy bean juice. Laxus : Hey, do you take constructive criticism ? Mirajane : I absolutely do not.