Appalachian Assholes

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[nialltlynch]

where is the appreciation for spongebob ball parrish?? tbh that should have been his defining feature instead of the coke shirt

[nialltlynch]

[ourravenboys]

every day i think about the person who impersonated declan on reddit in r/AmITheAsshole and everyone concluded yes, he is the asshole 

[ourravenboys]

14 votes and 29 comments so far on Reddit

and the replies ☝️☝️☝️

[faeparrish]

I headcanon that adam dedicates his college career to complete whatever Persephone was researching for her P.H.D 💔

[lynnchkn]

I don't have the expertise to write this, but consider...

Boyband AU where Maura sells Blue to the boys.

[blueliliesblueroses]

Noah said, “Don’t throw it away.” - The Raven Boys

[lynnkn]

Get It In Writing

Here’s my Pynch Secret Santa for @betterwithoutsense. One of the prompts was non-magic au. Hope you enjoy!

@pynchpromptweek

Read it on ao3!

Ronan was always an outdoorsy type. His mind moved faster when the world around him moved slower. He liked New York, but it was never meant to be his home.

He had come up with the idea to move back home, drunk out of his mind on a Tuesday, after weeks of trying and failing to churn out so much as a short story, let alone a novel. He hadn’t had an original idea since he was fifteen. It made perfect sense if he didn’t think about it too much. At fifteen, he’d created some of his most original ideas, he crafted plots so intricate they made his adult self weep with jealousy. Characters had come to him like dreams. Nothing he’d written since Declan swept him and Matthew off to Alexandria had come close to the stuff he’d scribbled in frayed notebooks between lessons.

If he did let himself think about it, he’d wonder if it had less to do with the change in locale and more to do with his parents’ deaths.

He’d called Blue the next morning. She offered him the couch at her mother’s house while he looked for a place. He calls her again just as the plane lands.

Keep reading

[marahmartian]

my favorite thing about ronan and adam is that adam looks like a churchgoing farmer and ronan looks like he’s capable of getting away with murder when in reality they are swapped

[unganseylike]

Can someone draw declan or ronan in the “Brother by chance only child by choice” shirt its important

[lynnchkn]

featuring declan's horror as he realizes killing ronan would make him an only child...

[lynnchkn]

Ok but what if St. Agnes had a youth group?

Like Gansey tries to make plans and Ronan's like "Nah, sorry man. I got youth group at 7 and if I don't get there early Declan will take the good bean bag chair."

[my-world-of-broken-words]

Hell freaking yes! Now would Ronan be ultra competitive in youth group games or hang back and try to look cool?

[lynnchkn]

He does go hard for the games but he draws the line at songs with hand motions.

[my-world-of-broken-words]

I mean so did I, so I understand that one 😂 I also assume he would get yelled at by the over involved youth leader behind him for doodling in his notes.

[lynnchkn]

Adam: Heard you getting yelled at earlier. What were you drawing that got you in so much trouble?

Ronan, hiding the detailed sketch he made of Adam's face from memory: Cars...

[lynnchkn]

Ok but what if St. Agnes had a youth group?

Like Gansey tries to make plans and Ronan's like "Nah, sorry man. I got youth group at 7 and if I don't get there early Declan will take the good bean bag chair."

[my-world-of-broken-words]

Hell freaking yes! Now would Ronan be ultra competitive in youth group games or hang back and try to look cool?

[lynnchkn]

He does go hard for the games but he draws the line at songs with hand motions.

[lynnchkn]

Ok but what if St. Agnes had a youth group?

Like Gansey tries to make plans and Ronan's like "Nah, sorry man. I got youth group at 7 and if I don't get there early Declan will take the good bean bag chair."

[lynnchkn]

Are bean bag chairs a universal youth group experience or am I projecting?

[lynnchkn]

Ok but what if St. Agnes had a youth group?

Like Gansey tries to make plans and Ronan's like "Nah, sorry man. I got youth group at 7 and if I don't get there early Declan will take the good bean bag chair."

[thekeythief]

more of these two raven idiots (☉ε　⊙ﾉ)ﾉ

I need @maggie-stiefvater to know she’s ruined my life

[trashvampz]

they.

[enchantedobject]

i forgot how mean adam is in trb it’s so funny every other line is just “shut up ronan”

[lynnchkn]

I'm gonna say it. The raven cycle ao3 tag has made greater contributions to appalachian literature than jd vance could ever.

[blueliliesblueroses]

Felt like drawing Gansey in a letter jacket