乙女解剖

Ronette my dear, don't ever disappear

[orteil42]

there's this sort of default assumption online that you're meant to have watched the latest defunctland, hbomberguy or dan olson video in a manner i'd compare to "catch the game last night?"

[taraxippos]

TFW I'm an early hominid and a rival walks up to me and attempts to snap my penis bone clean in half but I don't even have one

[taraxippos]

[tgweaver]

welcome to the future of eating

(inspired by a picture I saw once about introducing Chinese students to American dishes)

[tgweaver]

checking in

[mrkanman]

also! wanted to try my hand at designing my hcs for the nan quest gang.

[rotgalore]

he feels no joy

[mothcpu]

Now thro' the noiseless throng their way they bend, And both with pain the rugged road ascend

[goosesartblog]

reread nanquest today..

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[escuerzoresucitado]

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[komaedalovemail]

Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-

(oats blow away in the wind)

[girlmostlikely]

[bish0ps]

thug it out ellen

[were--ralph]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[officialpenisenvy]

clavicular = the protagonist of our tale. a frail man desperately clinging to the semblance of virile strength given to him by his looks but understood by most and even by his loyal followers to be a pathetic and clownish figure

almost caught a career-ending cortisol spike = almost had an anxiety attack that could've ruined his career and reputation as a streamer

after a larpmaxxed stacy = after a woman just as desperately pretending to be gorgeous and confident

tried jesterfying him on stream = attempted to make him into an object of ridicule in front of his live audience as he streamed

by calling him a good boy = by calling him a good boy (this is supposed to be sexually emasculating)

while he was mid-mog = while he was in the middle of winning a contest of unbothered masculinity

between 2 low-tier normies = between himself and two other young men less concerned with projecting an ill-conceived ideal of virility

at ASU = at arizona state university in fair tempe where we lay our scene

[trainerdot]