jules

she/her ||  i don't post often but hang around for scraps of mediocre humor 

[lypxne]

please someone recommend fanfiction where the academy ACTUALLY gets home with the briefcase in S2E7 and theyre happy. please. my blood pressure is very high rn i dont think i can continue this

[lypxne]

the best thing thats ever happened to me on this goddamn site is gaud replying to me ONCE and ive never forgotten it

[luckytigershark]

VILE dedicated an entire class to Carmen Sandiego. Fucking icon

[lypxne]

I think your mystery fic might be O Mine Enemy by Kirbylane

yes!! thank you oh my god

[lypxne]

help me find this fanfiction please

i've been trying to find this one since last october after i deleted my search history and regretted it immediately 

it was a slow burn mentorship multi-chapter harry potter and severus snape fic, first chapters had snape hiding in the dursleys' house with harry, and finding out how badly the dursleys treated him 

there was this part where both of them got tortured by voldemort and got thrown into a dungeon (?? unsure about this part)

harry also became friends with this one snake

sorry if this is too vague i barely remember anything from the story but i really liked the way it was written and i never completed it 

[pochowek]

tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

[argumate]

tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post-apocalyptic america: my hands are literally shaking as I type this

[anosognosic]

tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest: i’m sorry, are you triggered? 

[argumate]

tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america: this post is important

[trickytalks]

tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post-apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments: say it louder for the people in the back

[coruscantknave]

tumblr user, handing out vials —filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world— to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic america: spread this like wildfire

[bass-borot]

tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town’s notice board for information important to rebuilding: why doesn’t this have more notes??

[eight-times-nine]

tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post-apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: if you don’t like this unfollow me right now

[mikkeneko]

tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post-apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: FREE HIM

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Post post modernism

[quasi-normalcy]

tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post-apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: Is Canada even real?

[quasi-normalcy]

tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post-apocalyptic america: This tea is HOT!

[empressstars]

tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

[reserve]

tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth: take a fuckin’ sip babes

[avocados-and-avocadonts]

tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: who is she

[staff]

tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america: wtf staff

[starlightomatic]

tumblr user, unable to chew food because their teeth fell out since they lacked dental care to treat their gum disease: i lik the bred

[diver-up]

[ID: a digital drawing of percy jackson, annabeth chase, and grover underwood drawn as their tv cast counterparts. percy is in the center, brandishing riptide and looking upwards with a determined expression. a wave of water rushes around him and an open red backpack containing the master lightning bolt is strapped to his back. he has pale skin, curly blonde hair, and brown eyes, and is wearing a blue t-shirt and black shorts. annabeth is to his left, wielding her bronze dagger in one hand and putting on her yankees cap with the other. she has dark brown skin, brown eyes, and black hair styled in long braids. she’s wearing an orange camp half-blood t-shirt, jean shorts, and white sneakers with rainbow striped socks. she’s smiling and looking towards percy with a determined expression. grover is on the right, looking upwards, holding his pan flute up in one hand. he’s wearing a green and white tye-dye camp half-blood shirt and cargo shorts. he has brown skin, brown eyes, and curly dark brown hair. multicolored leaves fly around him. the light of riptide and the master bolt reflect on all three of them. End ID.]

tv trio!

[lypxne]

i completely forgot about this blog jesus christ maybe i should be more active

[maeo-png]

the biggest surprise in the good place is that Jason’s legal last name is still Mendoza and not something stupid that he changed it to while black out wasted drunk.

[lypxne]

had a random burst of motivation and colored one of uru's old sketches of seraphina

[rialtostation]

reblog if you think forklifts deserve opposable thumbs id like to prove something

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait what's the contextual difference between ❤️ and 💜

[baharv89]

Imagine a group chat between these four when someone drops a 💜 and chaos ensues

[theroguefeminist]

i haven’t heard the word “cyberstalking” in a long time but it used to be a recognizably bad thing to stalk someone online, to try to dig up everything you can on them, follow their every move online, obsessively post about them, barrage them with messages, block evade, etc - but now it’s just normalized and seen as something totally “ok” to do if the person in question is “problematic” in some way - like the same people who say “if your partner does this run” will turn around and do the same thing to a stranger online they dont even know and they don’t even think twice - it’s abuse, it’s harassment… just stop it

[bogleech]

It’s also now expected and encouraged for all disagreement and criticism to be public, but that’s literally the scary hostile choice. That’s what can escalate into a shit storm out of both people’s control. I get called a creep now for sending disagreements to private message when that is literally the safer more respectful option and what you were always supposed to do. You save the callouts for the last resort when someone rejects any friendly resolution and is actually causing a problem.

[lypxne]

me when someone asks me a question

[hope-cladwell]

you're telling me a squid made this game?

[lypxne]

me faking my way through school

[mychal-is-ok]

me last year not knowing what the heck was happening in math but still having a good grade so the teacher didn’t know that i was mentally failing her class

[lypxne]

me faking my way through school