lyra

incoherent mess 20↑ she/her yume/kin/aesthetic: @starglazedlily

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 86

Pawbert Lynxley (Zootopia 2)

Moros (Hades 2)

Mr. Tickle (Mr. Men)

Remaining time: 3 days 14 hours

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Round 3

Gavis Bettel (Vtuber)

Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onApr 22

[dabizqets]

The best images on the internet

[hotvampireadjacent]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[dopamine-direwolf]

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

[dopamine-direwolf]

This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

[probablily]

everyone talking about leaving this app for good is stronger than me. wheres that one post thats like "I'd be here even if you could only make posts with 3 letters at a time"

[terramythos]

sowwy, we didn't mean for mickey's dick smasher to smash your dick. maybe try mickey's dick smasher for a few days so you can get used to smashing your dick. in fact it's kind of annoying you're complaining about the dick smashing

[captainlights]

[mudwerks]

(via Have A Weird Christmas With Our Album Of Vintage Photo Oddities - Flashbak)

[rennebright]

[canape-official]

[kushblazer666]

[juniepops]

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku