Lysander cafe!

[ Pkmn IRL blog, Blanket unreality warning ]

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Bonjour! Bonjour!

This is the official account of Lysander Cafe! And Lysander corp as a conglomerate, our focus is public outreach! And general conversation, we hope you consider taking a visit to our cafes sometime!

And we hope whatever the intern says isn’t too disconcerting, she’s wonderful, we promise.

Heyyyy, Moonsdescent again. So, Lysander-Cafe blog. The Mun is a cannon character of mine… who may have a blog (you could probably guess who real easy) okay, very important TW time:

Cults, cult shit, propaganda, indoctrination, EDs, romanticism of death and suicide.

More maybe? Idk, I’ll tag as I go, Ask to tag, you know.

Oh! And this blog is open to more muns to play different team flare OCs. <3

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Lopunny mail!

a Maschiff egg!

….this is an egg. We’re a cafe why would you send us an egg??? Guess it can be a mascot or something, if boss doesn’t make us get rid of it

Thank you for your ask <3

{ She stares at the thing in abject silence, her coworker peaking over her shoulder curiously

“…why do you have an egg?”

“I wish I knew.” }

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//Im bored and its easter soooo.

//Reblog and I'll send a random egg to your inbox! could be literally anything! if you have a type preference or something leave it in the tags!

//i also think it would be funny to see if any ic egg-based drama occurs so its also a shitty social experiment

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We just want you to enjoy our pastries and drinks…. I swear we don’t have any ulterior motives rotomblr <3

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//Im bored and its easter soooo.

//Reblog and I'll send a random egg to your inbox! could be literally anything! if you have a type preference or something leave it in the tags!

//i also think it would be funny to see if any ic egg-based drama occurs so its also a shitty social experiment

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The danishes and pastries are low calorie and sugar, so you won’t have to worry about eating them at all. <3

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get your coffee at Lysander cafe today for cheap! It even tastes good too. Prommy.

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I see there are several other representatives on this app/site, thats nice, I guess.

We are so late to the party I told boss it’d be better if we did this sooner rather than later, but I guess he knows best.