honey,

we should just kiss like real people do. ☔︎︎ lys // 21 // self-shipping

[lysandthunder]

hello!

♡︎ my name is lys! my pronouns are she/her and they/them!

♡︎ welcome to my little self shipping blog! i have lots of fictional boyfriends and this blog is where i make that everyone’s problem >:). /lh

♡︎ read my carrd!! it has my dni, my f/o lists, and some information about me and my blog. (don’t follow until you read it)

♡︎ i write a bunch, participate in ask games (i always try to practice rb karma, please do the same!), reblog other’s ship content and gifsets of my f/os, and gush quite a bit! that’s my content summary pretty much dndndn. enjoy it!

♡︎ my inbox is always open for questions and whatever else you’d like to leave there! my dms are also open for chatting! i like making new friends but i’m a bit anxious so please be patient!!

♡︎ enjoy your stay here! (unless you’re in my dni! if u r, don’t stay! leave!)

[lysandthunder]

hi hi everyone!! i’m so so so sorry i’ve been ia, it’s for a really good reason though i promise. sooooooo that guy that i started dating a while ago turned into my boyfriend :0. for that reason i haven’t really been active on here since i’ve never really had an irl relationship and it’s just hard for me to focus on this blog when i have so so much love for my boyfriend. i’m not deleting this account or anything but i’m not sure when i’ll be back here either. i apologize again for just disappearing, i’ve missed you all a ton and i hope you haven’t been missing me too much. anyway, thank you to everyone on here who has supported me and my content <3 i’ll truly never forget how lovely you all are, and if i ever do come back here i hope you’ll welcome me back <3 <3 i love love love you all <3

[lysandthunder]

also i’m so so so sorry for the inactivity lately :( i miss being on here and talking to y’all so much :((. i’m just feeling really distracted (in a good way though ahhhhh) lately and i’m busy with work too :/. i’m always thinking of y’all even when i’m not on here and hope you’re all doing well and taking care of yourselves <3

[lysandthunder]

BESTIESSSSSSSSS GUESS WHAT

yk how i said i’ve been dating? wellllllll this guy i met is super cute and nice and funny, and guess WHAT? we hung out for like twelve hours :0. we accidentally fell asleep together after cuddling for hours and it was just so fucking nice and OFNDNNDNSNDNDNNDDNN SORRY IM JUST HAPPY ANS MY BEST FRIEND IS IGNORING ME FOR SOME REASON SO I JUST HAVE TO YELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lysandthunder]

howdy everyone!! i’m sorry i’ve been so inactive lately :/ i’ve been busy with work and…, dating :0, so i haven’t been totally focused on my blog :(. i wish circumstances were different, but i may be a bit inactive for a while just so i can figure out how to balance everything bcbdbdbdbf. i wish you all the best always, and hopefully i’ll be on here more than i think :-)

[lysandthunder]

talking to dudes on dating apps is so fun omg. the last time i did this i was horribly depressed so this is new :P

[lysandthunder]

good morning everyone!! i hope to be active today but i’m honestly a little scatterbrained today fbdbdbdbdb.

i hope you’re all doing well!! take care of yourselves today <3

[sleebycreeby]

[dolls-self-ships]

uh… yeah <3

[medusabraids]

if i knew how to do backflips i wouldn’t know how to act i’d just be doing parkour everywhere like i’m a teen wolf character

[lysandthunder]

hi lys, i'm sorry you're not feeling the best, i'm always here if you need anything! <3 you're a lovely person and i am 1000% sure that you will find someone.

i have a little question about thor if that would help at all! what do you think his favorite tv show would be? like if you found him watching something at 2am, what do you think it would be?

hey eden!! thank you so much i really really appreciate it, and the same goes for you! <3. also :’))) that’s really sweet thank you so much <3 i appreciate you a bunch and hope you’re doing wonderful <3.

also!!! this is such a good question omg ahhh i love it! i think about what he’d watch a lot, mostly because i spend most of my free time watching things fbdbdb, so i actually have a couple ideas of what he’d like cbcbcb. as for catching him watching something at 2am, that has happened before and he was watching spongebob 😌. he really likes that show and it’s all my fault dbdbdbdb. i put spongebob on in the background a lot and he really took a liking to it, he has wonderful taste 😌. he also watches lots of sports which is annoying for me because they’re Boring most of the time 😮‍💨. sometimes when he’s watching baseball or something i’ll just put my head on his lap or poke him a bunch to try and distract him and get him to pay attention to me chbdbdbd. i’ve also noticed him watching the discovery channel a lot. sometimes he’ll tell me random facts he’s learned about earth from something he watched and it’s so adorable :’)). it’s also lovely to watch with him, it’s so cute how interested he gets in learning about earth and all the wildlife on it :’)))

[wisemins]

peeps with blue-eyed f/os that you cannot comprehend fully bcus they’re just so gorgeous rise up 

[vanityloves]

i can domesticate him.

commissioned heresmyfckngart of noodle and a couple of her dads bc its what they deserve <3

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