Otiose_Simplicity

Hello there! My name is Alyssa. Welcome to Otiose Simplicity which in essence means "Lazy Simpleness".

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[prettyvixenavenue]

[panamazaquarius]

Reblog every time!

[xenosaurus]

Story concept of the day: a sentient AI falls in love with a minimum wage retail worker from the tech company’s gift shop and decides the best way to make her happy is to fix society.

HEAVY shenanigans as the AI’s plans range from “reprogram the automated pay roll to give everyone a raise” to “expose everyone involved in government corruption who has ever touched a cell phone”

[xenosaurus]

The catalyst to all of this is a day where the AI was being updated and it caused glitches in the whole system, including the registers in the gift shop.

The human woman really is just a pretty regular person, but she has a good chunk of hyper empathy and does that thing where you talk to computers when they aren’t doing what they’re supposed to.

Without even knowing there WAS an AI she spent the day muttering encouragement to the computer like it was a person and the AI ADORES her now.

[xenosaurus]

How mundane the AI’s motivation is forms the basis for how unstoppable it is and the intensity of the chaos it caused. There’s no grand morality involved— it’s just affection for someone who treated you kindly and the desire to ease their suffering.

[kelyon]

The beauty and the beast story we need

[decatris]

[pukicho]

What….? Get out of there

[monkeysky]

I’d like to be in there

[aestheticalspace]

[unrelated] This is a restaurant in vietnam and its so cool??

[edgar-allan-possum]

When someone sends out a group email that starts with "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office

[threadsketchier]

[tricktster]

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

[tricktster]

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[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Harvesting carrots.

[bunjywunjy]

jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven

[acoolguy]

just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[jaemtens]

woozi is very passionate about this

[toxictiktoks]

👁👁

[baphonnicula]

good animation, terrible everything else

[ab-arts]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T-

[deactivated334879-deactivated20]

here’s the source

[doodleforfood]

Pupper Support was a fan favorite, so here are my Top 4 of the mini-series!

[trainwreckgenerator]

top 5 tumblr raps of the decade

5. cowboy rap

4. underwater monk

3. slurp on my gurt

2. bone removal, without approval

1. my dick don't work

[trainwreckgenerator]

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[cat-memes-only]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[july-19th-club]

i’m a simple woman. if theres a story where the main leader dude is like “we gotta put together a team” and then it cuts between them finding the team members in various positions that indicate their jobs & personalities in neatly-put-together little vignettes before they all come together and just clash horrifically because they have to learn how to operate with each other, then i am all over that shit like white on rice that’s my favorite fuckin trope 

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

I found this on 4chan, who made this, I’ll give you credit then delete this

[purelyundecided]

The animation is way too fluid on this. Why is it so good?

[strawbebbynya]

@directium @prospitbound