ShipWrecked!

My life, loves, and OBSESSIONS!

[angelbabymikaa]

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[mishacollins]

Reach.

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[lyss1106]

Minding my business listening to my spotify wrapped and this comes on and I got such buddie vibes. I could see Eddie moving to LA and thinking he saw Buck but thinking there was no way cause Buck literally ran away from Eddie's repressed self after a "night" in Texas.

Someone should write this!

[tvuniverse]

#me when I lie to get out of an assignment

[totallyjustabunchofhocuspocus]

Evan "three quarters of my height is in my legs" Buckley ladies and gentlemen

[feral-peacock]

911 abc: big reveals this season! Buck is bi and Eddie has Catholic guilt!!!

Tumblr: we knew that but thank you for not only confirming but addressing.

[bellabrady]

incorrect buddie quotes part idk

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[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

There are, at every turn, adults trying to help Kevin. He is not trapped in that house, he goes shopping like three times. He convinces the pizza delivery guy that there’s an old guy there trying to murder him. Kevin knows exactly what the fuck he’s doing and what he is doing is psychological warfare

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Petition to make Home Alone a PG-13 movie at LEAST so the Wet Bandits can call Kevin a little shit on-screen

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Actually no. Rated R. I want to watch Kevin kill a man

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

It started out as a random burglary but the SECOND Kevin shot that dude in the dick it became personal

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I just realized that like. Until the end of the movie Kevin never figured out his family straight up forgot him at home. He truly thought he had fucking magicked them away with his wish that night and that he had magic powers. No wonder the kid was so full of hubris with those robbers he had the power of God and Santa on his side

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Okay movie’s over. I have unironically and genuinely come to the conclusion that Kevin is a child prodigy and will possibly the most intelligent person on the planet once he’s full grown. Not only is he able to outsmart the Wet Bandits (great name), he outmaneuvers the police, shoplifts at least once, and rigs up multiple contraptions including a fake house party, a get-chickened fan+feather combo, and a homemade door-activated flamethrower. He does this all while convincing everybody that he’s just a tiny helpless kid.

In fact, at the beginning of the movie, Kevin has his entire extended family convinced he’s so helpless he can’t even pack a suitcase. I bet him attacking Bud and getting sent to his room early was a ploy to keep from having to share the bed with his bed-wetting cousin. At the end of the movie, one of his cousins says something like “Kevin went shopping? He can’t even tie his shoelaces!” This kid is playing his entire family like puppets and they have no idea

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Like hell it does, that is reads like a 6k post at best. There’s no bit, no clown to gang up on. This post plays into the website’s deep appreciation of Kevin McAllister and his sadism but that can only take us so far. Study tumblr theory and come back to be the clown this post will ride to 40k if you truly want to bring us to victory. And also me to deep shame for having a viral post about Kevin fucking McAllister

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Watching you suspiciously. Have I made myself the clown of the post again I cannot be three for three on this dude

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Hey what are you doing. Hey.

[cassettetapecryptid]

I think the old neighbor might actually have killed someone. He might not be a full-blown serial killer, but he definitely isn't afraid to use his shovel in defense of Kevin.

[lyss1106]

Kevin McAllister refused to be the victim. He is one of the most relatable characters I have ever seen in my entire life. He is resourceful and petty and a little bit mean. People look at him and underestimate him but he never underestimates himself. I saw this movie as a child and have kept Kevin McAllister as a personality trait. I strive to be as ruthless as that kid. He's a LEGEND!!!

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[enby-life]

By the way legislators aren’t making laws specifically targeting the LGBTQ community because of pansexuals or trans people without dysphoria or aces and aros. They’re doing it because they hate queer people, and want to make us existing openly illegal.

No amount of “but but but the new labels are making us look bad and people won’t take us seriously” will ever change the fact that you are putting yourself on the side of people that want us dead. So stand by your community, or put a damn sock in it.

[enby-life]

This is your community. There is no circumstance that you should say “well, the oppressor is right on this one” but that’s what SO many of you are doing!

When politicians mock parts of our community that they know you won’t bother to defend, they’re using it as a foot in the door. They are using it as a way to make their next action seem less extreme, and they will continue until they have achieved what’s happening in Texas and Idaho. And you are allowing them to.

Other queer people are not your enemy. And once again if you still can’t see that, you’re on the side of the oppressors.

[lyss1106]

[mystarkeralterego-deactivated20]

If only I'd had a second more...

[mystarkeralterego-deactivated20]

If only I’d had a second more…

You’re just a kid, you said… I was, but…

have you ever wondered why I looked at you like that?

Did you ever realize that my eyes made you feel like you were unique in the world?

I think so. I think you felt the same things for me but you never said that.I adored your eyes, and the way you looked at me, your silence was so eloquent. only with your gaze you made me feel so clearly that I was yours.

Oh, God! if only I’d had the courage to tell you that I wanted you…

and I wanted you to touch me in every way to make me feel even more yours.

Oh Tony…If only I’d had a second more to say how much I loved you.

If only I could have a second time.

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[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Two Tweets by Imani Barbarin | Crutches and Spice @Imani_Barbarin dated 8/9/21 “If you’re wondering how we’re this far into a pandemic that should’ve never gotten that bad, look at how Nondisabled people cover disability stories. This is our culture: presenting disabled people as burdens who are exaggerating or faking for attention and deserve to die. You’ll throw yourselves in the trash as long as a disabled person goes first.”]

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Comment by @alioc “I don’t see how she’s making this connection at all… what does disability have to do with a pandemic?”]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/uk-56033813.amp

Covid: Disabled people account for six in 10 deaths in England last year - ONS

New data suggests disabled people account for nearly 60% of coronavirus deaths in England last year.

https://www.aamc.org/news-insights/terrible-toll-covid-19-people-intellectual-disabilities

The terrible toll of COVID-19 on people with intellectual disabilities

Patients with intellectual disabilities are six times more likely to die from COVID-19 than other people. An expert weighs in on how we must

It’s like you’ve been living on a different planet.

[mistakescontinuetobemade]

Were you by any chance living under a rock when the pandemic was only starting to spread? When everyone kept repeating that COVID-19 “wasn’t that dangerous” because “it only killed the elderly and disabled”?

Cos disabled people don’t matter? And like the elderly, since disabled people don’t “contribute” to society it’s “no real loss”? (Ignoring the absolutely moronic idea that humans work for a society and not the other way around.) And at least the elderly used to be real people cos they worked? That disabled people aren’t really human?

Or how country after country created triage guidelines that recommended, if the health system was getting overwhelmed, they should prioritise patients who had a “stronger chance of survival” and that by the very nature of many disabilities, it meant a death sentence if you weren’t able bodied?

Naming things like a patient with Parkinson’s or an “intellectual disability” as reasons to not bother with treatment? And no matter how many disabled activists railed against it, nothing happened about that?

Pure. Fucking. Eugenics.

And with how openly the UK government hates the disabled, I’m surprised that disabled COVID-19 deaths aren’t higher. But then again, the government had been killing them so effectively for a decade prior with how they kept cutting people off of financial aid with their gleeful and in no way veiled attempts to get rid of their “unsightly” disabled population.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Comment by @alioc “No, clearly just a country that respects and protects the disabled.”]

Are you fucking kidding me. You’re in Australia. The entire conversation among the disabled community in Australia right now is about how disabled people are not being prioritized for vaccination. Most disabled people in Australia have not been offered a vaccination. And that’s before we get into the straight-up eugenics war that’s being waged by your government against the existing support structure for disabled people.

I know all this and I don’t live in Australia.

Maybe before you go around with your holier-than-thou bullshit spend ooooooh any time at all looking into the actual state of disability in your country.

Fuck ableds. You really are just sticking your damn fingers in your ears going LALALALALALA and sipping lattes while we die. In droves. All around you.

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

THIS bitch again!! Why do they have such unwaveringly bad takes?? Heres another banger they left on a post that i called out for being fatphobic, but in a way that makes fatphobia seem like a frivolous accusation instead of a real issue:

FUCK OFF dont u have a marsupial to get mugged by or something

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Oh of course it’s a joke. It couldn’t possibly be bigotry if it’s a joke.

Nice to know she’s a bigot all around. Fuck her. I hope she gets curb stomped by a kangaroo.

[ID: A comment by @alioc “How y’all look when you think being fat makes you an oppressed minority. Also IT’S A JOKE AND Y’ALL ARE ARGUING OVER IT ANYWAY LMAO”]

[princesscas]

Every time Dean and Cas are reunited but my heart will go on plays 

[peterrparrkerr]

Hi, I'm very happy about your top surgery!

I would like to maybe give you a bit of money. It won't be much because I'm buying a house, but I'm thinking every dollar I can give you, is a dollar closer you are to feeling right in your own body and I would be happy to participate. Do you have a GoFundMe page or something?

I just got this... are you serious? 🥺

I wasn't expecting anyone to want to donate. I do have a gofundme but I'd created it for a savings account kind of thing.