I Don't Even Know

Just some stuff I like. If you're here, that probably means I like you. You can stay. Also, I have an art blog. It's thisismyartstuff.tumblr.com

[1eos]

convinced no one actually reads posts on here

[1eos]

y'all just glean the aura of a post from some crystals nd then interact with it based on what color you see

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[glumshoe]

I love cats that are wretched

[courtnashe]

Forgive me for not using a cat @glumshoe but Lawrence is quite wretched.

[glumshoe]

“not using a cat”

I’m… and I thought MY “cat” was wretched…

spectacular

[socialdistancing]

[glumshoe]

Oh shit!!! The little thief that keeps ransacking my porch and eating my decorative corn is a fucking blonde!

Dammit! I wasn’t expecting you to be a beautiful rarity!

[glumshoe]

god this is the same asshole who keeps KNOCKING ON MY WINDOWS and rattling the doors at all hours of the night and driving my dogs crazy

I walked out on the porch and told her to get her own damn house and what did she do? she just sat there and chewed at me! no respect! no respect at all!

she’s too beautiful to be angry with.

[glumshoe]

excuse me!!! that was my beautiful corn! it’s not for eating!

after she finished eating my corn she wandered around the porch (WHILE I was standing there in the doorway and just... TOUCHED everything. touched it all over with her wicked little hands, like a spiteful Conservative woman who doesn’t believe in COVID-19 and spreads her DNA over every surface to own the libs.

she picked up the dogs’ tennis ball, examines my parents’ ashtray, played with the lid of the empty terrarium I JUST finished cleaning, and yanked on the dog tether we put Scully on when we’re sitting on the porch.

[glumshoe]

HEY

STOP DOING THIS

I have gone out and chased her off into the woods FOUR TIMES and she immediately comes back to TOUCH ALL MY STUFF and EAT MY PRETTY CORN

[glumshoe]

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

[glumshoe]

one time I watched a raccoon pull up plastic tent stakes at a campground and just walk away, content with causing mischief

another time at camp I woke up to find a raccoon had grabbed the yarn that connected the string telephones my neighbor and I had strung up between our cabin windows and was just yanking on it… I grabbed one end and ended up in a tug-of-war over the string phone while this beefy raccoon pulled and pulled, hand over hand, making direct eye contact with me

and sometimes they’d sneak into cabins and just…. touch people while they slept

why!!! who said you could act like this!!!

[letsgetsalty]

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

[letsgetsalty]

IT GETS BETTER

[bogleech]

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there's people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

[commander-ledi]

i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.

[goingknowherewastaken]

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

[veryfunnymemes]

[uncleromeo]

for this wondering where to cop. I work with my hands and regularly get cuts and scrapes and I love these

they also come in mid tones.

[babygirlgirlgirl-deactivated202]

This is nice :)

[jusjuju1k-deactivated20190903]

✊🏾

[randomawe]

There’s also a black owned company called Browndages!

They come in a number of different shades as well 🥰

[thisisevak]

Rebloging for the black owned company

[blackpyrefly]

moby dick type revenge story but the animal theyre hunting is a jellyfish

[blackpyrefly]

the idea of carrying a burning hatred in your heart for a creature that literally doesnt have a brain is just really funny to me

[corporation-cats]

[jurynullification]

its like. thats his truck and hes ordering from a drive through at 12am

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

chicken samwich and scratch my butt please.

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[fruitsoftheape100]

Welcome To My Platoon

[fruitsoftheape100]

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is THE LIEUTENANT

No One Knows His Name

But When He Moves His Soldiers

It Is Like Checkers-Game

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is SARGENT TONGUE

He Can Lift Up Stones

And If You Make Eye Contact

He Will Break Your Bones

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is LITTLE MICKEY

The Sneaky Little Fellow

He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card

Without A Single Bellow

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is MR. RASCAL

He Is The Size Of Flea

Where Are You Mr Rascal

You Are So Hard To See

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER

He Licks All Spoons With Glee

Holding Them With Both Hands

For They Are Slippery

[fruitsoftheape100]

KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One

His Cheeks Can Produce Milk

With It, He Drowns His Enemy

A Truly Loathsome Ilk

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

He Knows How To Crack Wise

And Always Can Be Counted On

When You Need A Disguise

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”

With Big Cigar In His Mouth

Our Demolitions Expert

For When Things Are Going South

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Ninth Is ME

Im New Guy Never Fought Before

I Just Cant Wait To Get Home

To Fuck My Wife After The War

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stateoffelicity]

Sign the Petition

Justice for Lakeith Smith and A’Donte Washington!

Please sign the petition!!!

[samingtonwilson]

hi just FYI: this is the result of alabama’s felony murder statute. felony murder statutes basically say that if someone is killed while a felony is being committed, those in commission of the felony are liable for the death as a murder. in this case, that means anyone who participated in the original felony of breaking into houses is liable.

you can be charged with first-degree murder in a situation like this. in order for a jury to find someone guilty of first-degree murder there has to be proof, beyond a reasonable doubt, of deliberation and purposeful intent. THE ONLY REQUIREMENT, HOWEVER, WHEN IT IS A FELONY MURDER, IS THE INTENT TO COMMIT A FELONY. that’s it. you could have had 0 desire and 0 reason to believe someone would die but if they do die, you can be charged with the same degree of murder as someone who planned out said murder and, with the intent to kill, carried it out. 

there has been a case where a police officer shot and killed another police officer as they attempted to catch someone who had just robbed a store which led to the person who had robbed the store being charged with murder. almost every time i’ve read a case using a felony murder statute like alabama’s it has been used to protect cops. there are genuinely very few other reasonably conceivable purposes for it. it is used to shift responsibility and absolve cops of responsibility. it’s unjust and complete bullshit.

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[wickedwitch-of-the-left]

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[niullum-deactivated20210410]

El negro Matapacos (black cop killer)  was a symbol of fight and hope in the social protests we had last year. He was a stray who marched with the people and defended them from authorities. 

He is Chile’s most beloved protest dog.

   Here are some murals honoring him from different cities across the country

they even made a statue

[crunchy-faggot-7]

[the-ultimate-a]

[creekfiend]

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

[creekfiend]

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then