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when I’m president if a girl is ever a little bit upset about something we put the entire government on hold I’m talking grounding all flights nationwide lockdown we stop the fucking UPS until we figure out what’s wrong
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Is anyone else starting to feel kind of wary about the increasingly common narrative that "women's bodies are so different to men's that modern scientific recommendations do not apply to them"?
Like. There is a significant gap between 'a lot of studies do not take into account variations caused by things like female hormone cycles, which can limit how generalisable they are' and 'medical science does not apply to women', and the latter just seems to create a situation rife for bad faith actors and snake oil salesmen to reassure you that actually, THEY have the answers, because THEY listen to women, and if you simply pay them for their online subscription service-
what is happening. is it because the fish is naked
The party says it wants to put African and Caribbean countries "on notice" after a vote at the UN last month.
i should be allowed to rip white english people apart with my teeth
GO HERE NOW AND YOU BETTER FUCKING REBLOG.
READ BRITAIN'S BLACK DEBT.
READ HOW BRITAIN UNDERDEVELOPED THE CARIBBEAN.
LOOK AT US.
A grand fantasy city-state that has developed a consistent, uniform system of "best by"-dates, not just for food safety reasons and to reduce food waste, but to also significantly reduce crime and conflict between residents. The matter at hand is goblins.
Goblin residents of the city are legal citizens with equal rights just the same as everyone else, but their natural lifestyle differs dramatically from the rest of the peoples living in the city. They are scavengers by nature, having no problems with eating carrion, overripe fruits and plants, and building everything they own from things that other races throw away as junk and trash. As the city produces plenty of waste that goblins would love to take and the city is glad to be rid of, any well-organised city is not just a paradise for goblins, but welcomes them with open arms. They save the city a fortune in waste disposal costs.
Problems mainly arise by differing ideas of what counts as "discarded". Goblins are unfairly labelled as thieves, when they are merely opportunistic and optimistic by nature, and will interpret any unclear situation to their own benefit, and will argue "how was I supposed to know that you still wanted it?" over things that looked lovely and were left unattended. And while yoinked items of clothing and other tools are easily returned or financially reimbursed (paying for what they already took is the only use that goblins have for money, which they do not steal), but foodstuff is gone faster than you can blink.
So, the city needed to determine laws for how to define and clearly label when consumable goods are no longer fit to most peoples' consumption, both to help people keep track on how old their groceries are, and also to mark them for goblins. So even though the food that's past the date on it can still be good to eat, it might also be gone by the next time you reach for it.
Ok yeah I admit. This is just how me and my boyfriend live.
this is huge… a three chair event
i’m doing the biggest and scariest exams of my life right now and reading your posts has become my favourite study-break activity. Thank you for keeping me sane!
Good luck!! Have a token, like a messed up lady and her studious knight.
"Is this part of the exam?"
"Excuse me?" The villain turned to stare at the protagonist, startled. They did not look like the sort of person who was easily started.
"The entrance exam?" the protagonist asked. "For the hero academy?"
The villain, for that was surely what they were, blinked.
The protagonist's head tilted.
"No," the villain said. "I - no. What?"
"I suppose you would have to say that," the protagonist said. "So we take it seriously."
"You wouldn't normally take being kidnapped seriously?"
"It was just a question."
"This is real," the villain said, slow and deliberate, like the protagonist was being particularly stupid. "This isn't a test."
"Oh," the protagonist said. "Sorry."
"You won't be hurt so long as you co-operate-"
The protagonist slipped the ropes free behind their back and shook out their wrists.
The villain's eyes widened.
The protagonist shrugged, apologetic. "Hero academy," they said, as if that explained everything. Which, really, it should. What kind of self-respecting would-be hero couldn't get out of ropes in a tough spot?
"Right," the villain said. "You're a wannabe hero. Do you know who I am?"
"I don't know," the protagonist said. "A bad guy who kidnaps people?"
"I'm Malefix."
That gave the protagonist pause. Nerves tightened in the pit of their belly. A creeping horror. There was no way, was there, that the world's leading supervillain would be helping out on an entrance exam.
No. No way. Absolutely not. It wasn't Malefix, it was some wannabe liar. The thought was comforting. They gave the villain a pitying look.
"Are you though?" the protagonist asked, slow and deliberate, like the villain was being particularly stupid. "Why would Malefix be kidnapping me?"
"Because your magical energy readings are off the chart. Shouldn't someone applying to hero academy know that?"
The protagonist stared at the supervillain.
The supervillain stared back.
Nah. No way.
"I still think this is a test," the protagonist said. "It's not like my powers are particularly cool or anything. I'm not the Justiciar."
"Oh for-" The villain closed their eyes and took a deep, steadying breath. They lifted a hand, dark energy warping out of their palm. The room around them turned dark and cold and the protagonist was filled with the most profound sense of doom. Their knees went wobbly.
Actually Malefix. Shit. Hot damn. Wow.
"Huh," the protagonist managed. They released a steadying breath as the villain's power faded. "How did they get you to help with the entrance exams?"
"This isn't an entrance exam!"
"Well, it's going to have to be, because I plan to start next September, the protagonist said, a little shrill. "I don't have time to be kidnapped. The Admissions Department might call me!"
"Were you dropped on your head as a child?!"
"That's not a very professional thing to say! That's mean."
"Oh dear god." The supervillain began to laugh. Not funny laugh. Sort of like they were having a crisis. "You know what. Yeah. This is a test. Congratulations. You passed."
The protagonist sagged in relief and triumph.
"I knew it! Will you write me a recommendation letter?"
"...You want a recommendation letter from a supervillain for hero college?"
"Who better to convince the Admissions Team that I'll be a terrifying asset? It's not like anything usually happens here. Best I got was a convenience store robbery and someone's cat in a tree."
"That poor robber."
The protagonist nodded. "I think I did a good job. To the police department with minimal damage. Come on. Please? Villains like pleading don't they? Please."
The villain considered them, expression unreadable once more. As cool as they had been when they walked in. Then, they dragged a hand over their face and walked over to the desk. "Have you got paper? For the letter?"
"Who uses paper? Jesus. Take my laptop. How old are you?"
The villain raised an eyebrow. "Do they have a unit on cyber-security at hero school?"
"I think so," the hero said, handing the villain their computer. Their brow furrowed. "It's the combat I'm excited for though! I'm not that good in a fight. I always feel a little mean. But I'm sure it will help if they deserve it."
"And how will you prove you didn't just write this letter yourself?"
"Don't you have like an official email or something?"
The villain's lip twitched.
"It's not funny," the protagonist said. "This is my education on the line."
"I'm sure I'd feel worse about it if you didn't ruin my kidnapping."
"Ooh. Can I have that quoted?"
"Paper. Now."
The protagonist sighed, but found a notebook stuffed in the back of the drawer. "I'm not sure how this proves it's you more than an email."
The villain ignored them, setting to work.
The protagonist craned, trying to see.
"I will put you through the wall," the villain said. "If you keep crowding me."
The protagonist considered, then stepped back, reluctantly.
"Wise choice," the villain said. "I was starting to wonder if you were capable of them."
"Hey!"
The villain handed them the notebook back.
The protagonist immediately flipped to the right page, a little worried at how long and glowing such a letter could be, when the villain did it so fast.
To whom it may concern
If you don't take them, they will be worse than me. Also update your security and containment procedures.
Yours in bemusement
M
"Hey," the protagonist said, "do you think maybe-"
They looked up.
The villain was gone.
The morning after they received the letter, the Head of School called them up personally.
Needless to say, the protagonist got in.
From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!
Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!
The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)
The Sumatran Tiger
The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur
The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon
The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey
And the Mexican Spider Monkey!
Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!
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saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:
her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled
her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void
shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty