The Fox & The Rabbit

|Mae| |♓||INFP-T||20||♀| Eldarya, MCL & Personal. |Writer|Artist|Singer|

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

Scotland is not boring

[redpinejo]

When I say I love bagpipes, this is what I mean

[amphata]

My fucking jam

[antthonystark]

steve & thor + finding time to exchange quips in literally every single battle they’ve ever been in together 

[whitepeopletwitter]

Margaritas aren’t girl drinks they’re drinks for everyone.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[threesideddream]

me asking for attention and affection

[note-a-bear]

I just lost my entire shit

[yes-gamer]

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

This is the best thing I’ve seen here this year.

[slowparts]

The purest content

[ghouligangirl]

Let's be honest: there was no reason to include the bit about the parachuting cat except that it was delightful and that's why I love Buzzfeed Unsolved.

[rachel-weisz]

[umameva]

i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

@demeters-daughter

[cyberkillerxx]

“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”

[touyanii]

“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

“Mais WHAT???”

[miffmelon]

My favorite book is a tv show now and I’m delighted <3

[sixpenceee]

A frog opening its eyes. The net like structures is a nictitating membrane which is to moisturize the eye while still being able to let light pass. (Source)

[bulkvanderhuge42]

O_O

[m-a-e-v-i-x]

Okay yeah, this new AP system sucks balls

It might just make me quit mcl/ul

[m-a-e-v-i-x]

And it did. Till now. Now it's taken my money 🙃

[generictempurl-deactivated20161]

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

[ispeakineloquently]

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

[hogwartsmysteryadventures]

Wanna bet

[little-mister-boring-deactivate]

Next generation, chanting DO IT:

Teddy Lupin with metamorphosed bird wings for arms, standing in the astronomy tower: IM GONNA DO IT

McGonnagal: WHAT THE FUCK

[weasleyismyking540]

Headcanon accepted

[mzuul]

[unicornsandphoenix]

This is the only thing that has ever mattered in my life everyone go home this is the best post on this fucking site

[hogwartshousefriends]

Slytherin: Do you want to watch tv with me when we get home.

Ravenclaw: Nope. I have to make lunch.

Slytherin: Semantics.

Ravenclaw: Based on that word choice I don’t think you know what semantics mean.

Slytherin: Nu uh. I totally know what semantics mean. You don’t.

Ravenclaw: *deadpan expression* Semantics refers to word choice and the connotation of words.

Slytherin: *embarrassed face* Of course.

Ravenclaw: Sure… What did you really think semantics met.

Slytherin: I thought it was a joke word that meant “Fuck the plans”.

[thescoobydooproject]

Find me a slyterin pls

[hogwartshousefriends]

You can have my brother.

[the-tragic-backstory]

As a slytherin I must say semantics definitely means fuck the plan. Y’all are wrong

[hogwartshousefriends]

Crap it looks like you are right

[mydearthisbe]

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

[twelvemonkeyswere]

no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies

[thesanityclause]

Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book

[septimusprime]

Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.

[dreadpiratemary-deactivated2018]

Remus: Erm… this is our new order member, my… cousin Gerald. Gerald White.

[zero0000]

“Mr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!” “Oh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesn’t wear glasses. That wouldn’t make sense.” “Well have Mr. White take off his glasses then!” “He can’t he needs them to see.”

[animatedamerican]

it got better

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s honestly a miracle to me that wizarding society doesn’t collapse every other week because like

You’ve got this world full of people who can destroy whole buildings or turn people into beetles or make vehicles fly just by waving a stick at them

And there is literally no common sense

Anywhere to be found

Voldemort would never have had anyone find out he was back if he just went around calling himself Steve 

[kat8porgs]

Okay, see, I thought I saved this post to comment on it but I’d like to bring up

The Minister would NEVER EVER disbelieve in Gerald White. He’d buy it hook line and sinker. The wizarding world would buy it hook line and sinker. The GOBLINS wouldn’t but wizards have been shown to be pretty blindingly clueless. Still, Gringotts would grudgingly give Sirius access to the Black fortune.

But, but, but, you know the one person

the one person

who Gerald White would drive AB-SO-LUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT?

Severus Snape.

Snape would do everything, EVERYTHING, to get people to believe that it’s Sirius. But the Order would ignore it (they accepted Sirius as Sirius before anyway) and Remus would just be so… so affronted.

‘Severus, he is my cousin.’

And Sirius would love it. He’d love the fact that Snape just hated it. He’d be the BEST DAMN GERALD WHITE EVER b/c Snape is doing everything from dropping veritaserum into his firewhisky to capturing a dementor in a box and releasing it on Sirius when he least expects it

That one causes problems for a bare minute because SHIT A DEMENTOR ATTEMPTED TO GIVE GERALD THE KISS MAYBE SNAPE IS RIGHT except Harry comes forward and is like ‘excuse me, I’ve never committed a crime and dementors are ALWAYS attacking me, I think they’re attracted to glasses’

and the magical community is like ‘shit, yeah, you’re right’

and just

Spare. Snape goes spare.

[laurathia]

Picturing Snape as Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Oddparents now.

[mariana-oconnor]

Gerald White eventually becomes a fully registered animagus. When he turns into his animagus form right in front of Snape, Snape’s bursting at the seams, just pointing at him and spluttering:

‘HE’S A BIG BLACK DOG! A DOG - THAT IS BLACK. SIRIUS BLACK. BLACK DOG DOG BLACK.’

And Remus calmly says: “That’s absurd, Severus. Sirius Black was never an animagus and besides which, people’s names don’t have any influence over their animagus forms or anything like that. That’s ridiculous.”

And Snape yells: “Shut it WEREWOLF MCWEREWOLF!”

Everyone looks at Remus, who blinks and sighs as Gerald White turns back into his human form.

“Pure coincidence,” Gerald says. “My aunt was into Roman mythology. Has to happen sometimes.” Then he pauses to give Snape an overly concerned look. “Are you alright, Severus? You’re looking a little red.”

[killjoynerd]

^this is my new life

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

im crying thanks for this

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

Another point in the direction of Gerald White Not Being Sirius Black is that everyone knows Sirius Black hated Severus Snape. Gerald White bakes the ungrateful dungeon bat cookies and is always polite to him. It so nice that Gerald really wants to be friends.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Ravenclaw: Okay, Slytherin, at what point in your life did you come to a fork in the road where sanity is to the left and you took a hard right?

[hogwartshousefriends]

My brother: *to his online friends* I gotta go. My pizza is here.

One of his online friends: Where’s my pizza?

Everyone: *laughs*

My brother: *logs out of chat*

Me: You know. You could order them pizza.

My brother: What?

Me: You know his adress.

My brother: We live in Canada. They are in the States.

Me: So. You can order it online and pay with a credit card.

-20 minutes later-

Online friend: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ME A PIZZA FROM CANADA?

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: Dying sucks! How do you living beings cope with mortality?

Gryffindor: Violent outbursts.

Slytherin: General sluttiness.

Ravenclaw: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.