Morgan

live long ding dong

[chilidelphia]

[balancedbirb]

So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here

[mbmbam-ooc]

“I wanna crank so much cotton that my mom has to leave the room.”

— Justin McElroy

[dying-poet-deactivated20200804]

Justin mcelroy: *laughing uncontrollably as he tries to tell a joke, completely unintelligible*

Me:

[madeupmonkeyshit]

when someone is physically attractive but boring as hell

[m-foshizzle]

blackbird fly @sailor-asuna

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[chuckschippedchomper]

Umbrella Academy summary

Sir Hargreeves: *adopts 7 kids*

Umbrella academy fans: you fucked up 7 perfectly good kids is what you did. Look at them. they’ve got anxiety.

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Ellen Page photographed by Tiffany Nicholson

[pathosprit]

so are yu just dumb or

ya

[perenial]

always thinking about Him (fat mac)

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

comprehensive list of things griffin’s oldest brother has done to him (wip)

tricked him into eating raw shrimp out of his fridge under the guise that it was ceviche

tricked him into eating raw fettuccine (several times)

gave him ibs (due to aformentioned fettuccine)

played a game with him when they were little that just involved attempting to hit griffin with a baseball bat

told a liveshow audience that griffin had cholera

forced him to smell his armpit because it “smelled like ketchup” (it did not smell like ketchup)

[ladyfl4me]

this is the face of a man who does not fear god, death, or griffin mcelroy’s seething rage

[deansass]

im a geneticist i can confirm this is what the molecules look like

[huxnothugs]

[mbmbimbo]

the same

[mbmbimbo]

its christmas time and i want you all to look at this again

[utteradoxography]

[poetsass]

staff after dec 17