Moon

[inky07]

You know what. F*ck my test tomorrow. I have hermitcraft to watch

[m0onstarluv]

My medicated shampoo: Yeah, just scrub it into your scalp for a bit and you're good. Just make sure to rinse it out well!

My conditioner: You have to squeeze ALL the water out of your hair before putting it on, and ONLY on the bottom half of your hair. Leave it on for 2-3 minutes, NO more NO less. Oh you wanna rinse it out? Take EXACTLY 30 seconds. One second too little, your hair catches on fire. One second too long, all of your hair falls out. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Good luck!

[astros-silly-place]

lowkey been thinking about a new real life name. obviously I’m Astro as an alias but like. I need to change my name methinks

[m0onstarluv]

You know Alex would be a pretty cool name in my opinion for any gender just a thought! You go change your name little goofy goober :3

[datcravat]

they all acted as narrative foils to Jax's character this episode which I really enjoyed

[taiyochan]

An idea cause we all thought she was going to shoo herself

[kiilttis-art]

Silly redraw of gym leader ran

[catchymemes]

[sunsetsintandem]

I like to think that Tim has a reputation for being a crybaby amongst the batfam. Like, he will tear up in a second. Jason, Damian and Stephanie are constantly making fun of him for it. What no one has figured out yet is that Tim realized years ago that Bruce would stop lecturing him and turned into worried dad mode as soon as the crocodile tears appear.

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Jason, eating cereal: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Tim, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

[moonlit-typewriter]

If Walker Scobell can manifest his way into the role of Percy Jackson by carrying around a picture of a Poseidon statue, I can surely manifest my way into 4 more seasons by posting on my silly little website

[aingeal98]

Tim: You know, when I was younger I wanted to be just like you.

Dick: Yeah you were very direct about it. For what it's worth I think you've accomplished that pretty well. Made me proud.

Tim, stressed from planning team strategies, dealing with Bruce's latest breakdown, working through two injuries because there's no time for R&R, five seconds away from snapping and saying something unfairly mean to the next person who talks to him: No you see, I think that's the problem now.

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Jason: You’re a grown man, why are you eating cereal for dinner?

Dick: *scoffs* says the one who’s hiding in my apartment because he had a fight with his dad-

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Bruce: Why are you two fighting?

Damian: Kent keeps insisting I’m a clone.

Clark: Jon now that’s not very nice.

Jon: But it’s true. He was made the same Connor was, and everyone calls him a clone.

Clark: Well it’s different-

Jon: How?

Bruce: Yeah Clark, how?

*Outside, ten minutes later, as Bruce and Clark argue*

Tim: This was the best idea we’ve ever had.

Kon: Totally.

Damian: Tt, I believe we are owed payment?

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Twelve year old Robin, currently kidnapped: Is it true you used to date my dad?

Two Face: w h a t

[cademygod]

i just saw a post where someone said jason would call tim a poser and now all i can think about is an exchange like this at titans tower

jason: you fucking poser you took what was everything to me

tim, delirious but still offended: i know how to skateboard ??

[x-atm099]

World's greatest detective is stumped.

Jason ain't ratting out Alfred, that's for sure.

[bbbbbbbbatman]

My take on the whole 'the JL gets mad at Batman for having a child soldier when he gets robin' thing goes like this:

The League is having a fight with Batman saying it's wrong to bring a child, especially with no powers, into fights with supervillains and it's irresponsible to put children in danger

And Batman interrupts with "so you take him then"

And the League just kind pause, like "huh?"

"One of you can babysit Robin for a week and then we can revisit this discussion."

They're a little confused but eventually Wonder Woman agrees to take him in.

She returns with him a week later. "I apologize Batman, we have misjudged you. I adore him but please take him back now."

(she couldn't get him to stop sneaking out to fight crime without physically restraining him)