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Wifes🫀🏮
Reverse AU where Airplane and Cucumber are cutesy slice-of-life comic characters (think Chiikawa) and MBJ is there creator who writes to get away from both his troubled home life and responsibilities as heir of a third generation business.
Cucumber is LBH’s Oshi and thinks MBJ peaked with Cucumber and everything after is a disappointment.
In the Cumplane Online RP universe I think Shen Yuan justifies himself to his sister by saying "look obviously Luo Binghe isn't gay but this guy writes him really well and playing Mobei-jun means all I have to do is say 'Mobei-jun grunts' and then I get another two pages of in-depth Luo Binghe character work, I'd be crazy not to do it." But when she asks if she can write the next reply he launches into a rant about how they're at an important emotional point for Mobei-jun, his ascension is coming up and he wants Luo Binghe to be there but he doesn't know how to make it clear that he wants him there as a person and not to have the strongest man in the three realms protecting him, but worrying about it has him drawing away from Luo Binghe without noticing... and his sister is just going "🤨?"
QIJIU ANIMATIC !!! ib monty_rail on tiktok :D !!!!
I was just thinking about yue qingyuan running back to the qiu manor to save shen jiu after he survived the cave only to realize it all got razed to the ground (he doesn't know shen jiu is the one that did it) but yue qingyuan will never forgive himself for being too late :D IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS EVERYTIME I REMEMBER QIJIU,,,
Blind SQQ? What about blind Bingge?
Bingge who suffers from temporary blindness is taken in by a kind man who takes care of him while he recovers. Bingge who spends over a month being so completely helpless and at someone else's mercy but so gently cared for he wants to cry.
Bingge who becomes increasingly frustrated and rude because he simply cannot stand being so utterly useless. Bingge who receives unconditional care and affection regardless even though they might come with a scolding and light smack by a fan.
Bingge who craves those smacks if only for the head pats that come after. Bingge whose pride is utterly shattered by the end but something more precious comes in its place.
Bingge who learns that he doesn't need to be useful to be loved.
Bingge who falls deeply in love and one day wakes up to the most hateful sight of his shizun's face leaning over him.
My poor little hamster man
shang qinghua's just excited to be there
Sneaky peek of some bullshit I'll never finish. Theres like a hundred frames in the full thing ok. Its too much.
and then sqq jumps into abyss himself<3
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Gossip over wine has always been a good mixs
MOSHANG
And sqh wrote that to mbj
this is the new funniest post on reddit
the exact same thing happened to my good friend shen yuan!!
summoned by the batclark!!! i'm back pushing for the superbat love square agenda keke
yes yes to batman doing the 'who did this to you' trope kanfkandns
he's definitely going full protective mode from clark's injury because how dare someone hurt his cute midwest polite journalist who's done nothing but be nice. this is a gentleman who carries bags for his old lady neighbour no matter how late he is for work and brings injured strays (cough bat) home to help them so hurting him is like kicking a puppy a big nono- batman is already mentally planning twenty steps ahead to find whoever it is and ensure there will be consequences.
meanwhile clark's heart is fluttering from the growl in his ear (he can't help thinking batman's rasp is so sexy and wonder how it'd sound in pleasure-) but also lowkey panicking because how does one explain a gaping hole in his gut magically disappearing when the sun rises to the world's greatest detective without exposing himself as a sun-powered alien.
maybe this is set where superman and batman aren't really close yet, like at most professional colleague on good terms and they're definitely not ready for an identity reveal
batman disappears before the sun rises thankfully but enter bruce wayne, who starts regular visits to the planet and throws himself at clark, flirtatiously touching him (to check for wounds and scout out potential threats) and clark's standing there stiffly, doing his midwest passive aggression irked at bruce's obnoxiousness but something is strangely familiar about the way he smoothly moves his hand (insert the sexually charged energy surrounding them that everyone notices but them)
anyhow batman definitely amps up the guarding (read:stalking) and they end up going on not-dates where clark goes somewhere and lowkey looks like a lunatic talking to air while batman silently follows him out of sight. batman following clark for hours while he's trying to chase a trail and clark noticing and subtly (read:very obviously) try to feed batman when it's near dinner time not unlike feeding a feral stray cat.
ok i ran out of steam and also don't know where this goes. sorry for the rambles - i just wanna say yay to more batclark!! and superbat identity shenanigans kekeke
🤸♀️BACKFLIPPING EVERYWHERE thank you anon !!! YAY MORE BATCLARK 🦇📝
but yes omfg there's no way batman is going to just let clark get hurt all over again when he's supposed to be under HIS protection. it's a mistake he will NOT be making again !
i think it really makes clark's heart race because he's never really been one who 'needed' to be protected, so this is a first experience for him being doted on and all that... usually when he's hurt with kryptonite he'll just tuck tail and run to the fortress, but batman keeps insisting on taking care of him and touching him all gently and frowning (so cutely...) whenever clark tries to insist that he's fine !! it's.. really nice, and clark has to try really hard not to take advantage of batman's kindness and just suck up all the doting BAHAHA
q(≧▽≦q) just to keep the au going for as long as possible i love batman not realizing the wound healed up INCREDIBLY fast... maybe when he tries to check it on the next night clark is just blushing and holding his shirt closed like a virgin maiden so batman just gruffly gives him scar cream and makes him PROMISE to tell him if it looks like its getting infected....
BUT YES when bruce wayne all of a sudden pops up and starts flirting with him, clark would be Very defensive (and honestly a little guilty every time he gets that same heart fluttering feeling when bruce bats his eyelashes at him....) and try to avoid the man, not knowing it's just batman trying to keep more of an eye on him.... (who is VERY huffy to be shunned so quickly by clark BAHAHA)
waaaaaaaa and now i'm back on my feeding bs BAHAHA i love clark just insisting on getting food in batman as much as possible, even taking to climbing up a fire escape to meet batman on a roof while he's doing a stakeout, with a lil picnic basket (clark is surprised by how EASY batman makes that look btw... if he needed to breathe like a regular human clark wouldve been WINDEDDDD)
BUT THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE TOGETHER UGHHHHH imagine one day they're one a real tall skyscraper and the sun is starting to rise over the horizon and they've just been sitting and talking for hoursss, just enjoying each other's presence, and clark is like "i should probably go, i have to get to work on time or perry will kill me" and just as he starts to head for the stairwell, batman grabs him by the wrist and is like "let me try something?"
and clark of course is willing to do just about anything batman asks of him,,, batman pulls him in close, the barest hint of a smile on his face, and clark gasps when an arm circles behind him, resting on the small of his back, before batman leads him to the edge of the building.
"trust me," batman murmurs. "i won't let you fall."
and then they're freefalling through the air. its such a different feeling than when clark is flying by himself, its a RUSH of air, and the ground is coming up so FAST and its SCARY (and for a second he think he's gonna have to cut in and save batman from splattering across the concrete)
and then there's a FWOOSH of fabric as batman's cape flares out and then they're gliding on the air currents and its ?? so magical?? clark cant do anything but blink incredulously as batman tightens his hold on him and lets them float down down down like an actual bird on the wind, carefully drifting between buildings, smiling when clark laughs and gives him a kiss on the cheek
♪(´▽`) somehow flying is more fun when it's with batman holding him like that !!
Superbat soulmate idea
Soulmate au where your soulmate's biggest secret is written somewhere on your body. But instead of Clark and Bruce's saying "I am Batman" and "I am Superman" they say "I am Bruce Wayne" and "I am Clark Kent"
Cue them meeting in civilian persona (Bruce is a detective and Clark is a journalist, of course they find out who the names belong to) and they end up dating. Neither of them find the marks too weird. With Bruce "billionaire and common kidnapping victim" Wayne, and Clark "reporter and probably has a lot of enemies because of this" Kent, they assume the other just doesn't like blurting out who they are if they don't have to.
So they date. And it's fine. But it feels like something is missing. Feels like the relationship is being forced despite their obvious bond.
Meanwhile Batman "I would rather die than let anyone know I'm a human who has emotions" and Superman "I need to protect those I love by not letting people know who my civilian identity is" are slowly learning to trust and depend on each other and are growing closer in a more natural way than their counterparts. Until something happens where they have to reveal their secret identities to each other.
since im still so crazy obsessed with them:
clark kent x batman headcanon 🫶
they met when batman gets injured trying to infiltrate lexcorp. he ends up falling three stories and clark (who was there as a reporter for once, for an article on luthor's corruption) ends up catching him right after he passes out from blood loss
clark flies batman to his apartment because he has no idea what else to do with him... and he's actively bleeding out from atleast two bullet wounds. clark isnt the best at first aid but he does his best ;;
while he waits for batman to wake up, clark ends up falling asleep sitting beside the bed, one hand on batman's chest to make sure he's still breathing.
when he wakes up next, batman is gone, but there's a little bat-shaped post-it note saying thank you on the bedside table, beside clark's glasses (and oh gosh clark panics thinking batman knows who he is now... but he's also just happy batman survived, so he isnt Too upset)
batman does NOT know clark kent is superman, but clark has been on his radar for months now due to his journalism. half because he writes about superman, half because bruce can really appreciate his journalistic integrity. but after waking up in his one bedroom apartment (yes, he left a hidden camera just in case clark had unmasked him and was waiting to Do something with that info), he has a piqued interest in him as a person as well...
on slow patrol nights, batman finds himself straying towards the metropolis border... 'just to check in'. on VERY slow nights, when its nearly morning, he'll climb clark's fire escape and peek in when he knows clark is out (and where does he go so early in the mornings? sometimes he's there passed out in his full sized bed, which is still a little too tiny for him, but other times the apartment is so barren its like he hasnt been home in days...)
one night, clark catches him watching. batman is on a roof opposite to clark's apartment, in the shadows, but he watches clark twirl on his heel after he just sang his heart out to a crackly radio song, only for his eyes to catch on batman's hiding spot.
and, oh, the way he brightens, like he's so excited to see him... cheeks flushed from his singing, dimpled on both sides with the force of his sunny smile. eyes creased with smile lines as he lifts his hand to excitedly wave.
hm.
batman rescinds into the darkness within thirty seconds, but his heart does a funny thump regardless and it doesnt stop until he's back in gotham.
and it proceeds like that for the next few months.
the gunshot wounds were shoddily patched, so it left bumpy and jagged scars on his skin. bruce sometimes rubs his fingertips across the puckered flesh, not because it hurts but because he has the strangest memory of warm, gentle hands pressing gauze into the wound. alfred wouldve never been so panicked Or sloppy in applying first aid, so the only person it could be in that memory is...
on that train of thought, bruce will yank his hand away and get back to work.
it all comes to a head one day when he finds clark IN gotham. he's on a street where the lights dont work, havent worked for about twenty years now despite it being on the city's to do list for nineteen of thise years. batman watches as two men stalk him from the shadows, perhaps parallel to how batman himself does the same... clark keeps looking over his shoulder nervously, as if he senses them on the wind.
like an idiot, he turns down an even darker street, and a dead end one at that.
as soon as the muggers turn too, batman is already descending from the roof in a flash of black and leather, and knocks them both out in two smooth hits. clark makes a choked sound, startled, but batman is already hefting his grappling gun to escape.
clark's hand on his outstretched arm stops him. his relieved smile and deep voice is what makes batman slowly drop his stance. clark thanks him earnestly, patting around his pockets to pay batman for his trouble, of all things.
it nearly makes batman laugh. nearly.
he escorts clark home (free of charge), to his hotel in gotham this time, instead of his tiny apartment. he cant lead clark all the way up to his room, but clark seems happy enough being dropped off across the street.
"i'm glad you healed alright," clark admits, eyes glancing shyly from batman's cowl, to the neon sign of the hotel just a few dozen feet away. "i got nervous when i woke up and you were gone. but i guess nothing keeps batman down for long, hm?"
clark laughs then, light and soft. his hand hovers over batman's side, the side where he was injured.
batman takes a moment to drink him in. then he simply nods, tucking his cape around him as if to hide the injury even though its already out of sight beneath his suit.
"thank you, clark," he says quietly, just as clark takes on step off the sidewalk to head inside.
when clark turns to look at him, batman is already gone.
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ANYWAY this turned more into a ficlet than anything, but i loveee this dynamic so bad my goddd. i can totally see clark inviting batman back into his apartment one day, and to Both their surprise, batman actually comes up. sure, he scales the building instead of taking the elevator but...
(〃´▽`) i like to think clark feeds batman a lot when he visits. he doesn't know how else to repay him, but food is always best enjoyed with company anyway... batman starts to look forward to thise moments, even if they arent necessarily planned.
i think the relationship would progress when batman brings little gifts. at first theyre snacks to eat After their shared dinner, little cookies alfred made or chocolates bruce wayne had picked up... then it progresses to a literal deadbolt for clark's door bc there's only ONE lock on the thing and batman cant stand the thought of someone breaking in without him to protect clark (who is MUCH to gentle to defend himself properly, in bruce's opinion)
and then he brings him a tie. a silly little tie with dog bones and paw prints on it, because clark complained about his cousin's dog once. its sweet. its cute. its so out of character that clark blinks at it for the longest time, until batman slowly starts to tuck it back into his pocket to throw away.
clark grabs his receding hand and proceeds to kiss him silly 🫶
WAAA I JUST THINK IT COULD BE SOOOO CUTE RIGHT? RIGHT