NEEDšTHATšMANšPREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villainās Self-Saving System)
Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours
PROPAGANDA:
[Gomez]
"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"
"t4t Gorticia. That is all."
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
Scum Villain modern AU, where Shen Yuan is Xiang Feiās editor and they always meet up at the same cafe weekly to discussā a cafe where Binghe just got a job after being kicked out of his foster home as a result of being outed.
He makes Shen Yuanās order one day, and Shen Yuan mentions to Xiang Fei that the coffee is especially good today, and Xiang Fei says, āduh, gay people are objectively better at making coffee.ā Which Shen Yuan thinks is bigoted bullshit, obviously. Clearly the barista was straight! So he marches right up to the counter and asks Binghe āYouāre straight, right?ā
Binghe, scared of losing his job and facing another rejection, says he is, and Shen Yuan rubs it in Xiang Feiās face. Unfortunately, as Shen Yuan seeks out coffee specifically when Binghe is making it, and is so kind and beautiful, Binghe falls in love with him. A probably homophobic guy he told he was straight. Fuck his stupid chud life.
Eveyday the only thing that keeps me going is Liu Qingge getting tossed around and beaten up. I need to see this grown man get into fights and LOSE. Or win, just with a bunch of injuries.
If there was a word by word playby of the daily Liu Qingge beatdown for 5 years I'd be set for life. Currently @archerdepartures116 fuels my entire 'beat up Liu Qingge' agenda. I have asked for it a Lot of times by now.
He's so skrunkly. He's so brittle. He's truly the Cultivator of all time.
If there is one Liu Qingge whump enjoyer alive its me. If there's none, I'm dead.
Liu Qingge is desined as a character to be thrown around like a chew toy. I want him as a chew toy (literal)
I want to study him like a cadaver. I want to break every bone in his body (affectionate)
Bottom Mobei-Jun is so underrated yallššš
Likeāit starts with Shang Qinghua becoming so frustrated that he is this close š¤ to crashing out and cursing tf our of everyone left and right because the minor clans have their heads up their asses, Linguang Jun keeps sending assassins that ends up being killed anyway and the only problem about that is the blood staining his favorite robes, An Ding Peak also keeps adding up to the problem via paperwork that can be comparable to a fucking mountain. Etc etcetc. His breaking his back running the Northern Kingdom and An Ding peak singlehandedly (I stand truth to competent SQH)
And Mobei-Jun notices this, and being the good husband that he is, proposes that Shang Qinghua blow some steam off. Shang Qinghua is a bit hesitant but it's nothing that Mobei Jun's glare couldn't fix.
Shang Qinghua: "Ayiah, my king is so demanding yet so generous! I have no choice but to comply to his husbandās demands now. Come, come, let's go to our bedroom."
Mobei-Jun: "...?"
Mobei-Jun has never seen his human ever take a break. Sleeping for hours upon hours when given the chance or if Mobei Jun forces him? Sure. Sitting on his chair as he ignores the paperwork like it doesn't exist? ...Doesn't really count. So it surprises him greatly when Shang Qinghua drags him to their bedroom to sleep (Knowing his husband, Shang Qinghua as much as he avoids sleeping, he adores it.)
For demons, their way of blowing off some steam is to duel. Yes. Not that surprising, but to duel.
So imagine to his surprise that this duel takes place in their bedroom AND Mobei Jun is the one to receive it. Shang Qinghua basically fucks him seven ways to sunday until Mobei Jun dry orgasms. And Mobei Jun is so baffled and overstimulated and horny that he's crying and pushing his hips back for more even though he knows that there's nothing left for him to give because Shang Qinghua has wrung him dry. But the aftermath ends with Shang Qinghua taking care of Mobei Jun via cleaning him up and massaging him and passing the fuck out on Mobei Jun's chest.
And Mobei Jun keeps staring at the ceiling then at Shang Qinghua.
Alrightā¦ I keep seeing Liu Qingge slander in fanfics and metaā especially with respect to Shen Jiuā and itās starting to get on my nerves.
Liu Qingge did not hate Shen Jiu because of a misunderstanding on his part!
Liu Qingge did not assume he was a rich and arrogant young master (I have no idea where this idea came from), nor is there any indication he particularly cared about the brothel visits. He hated Shen Jiu because of his actual behaviors!
Shen Jiu treated him horribly after Liu Qingge beat him in Cang Qiong Mountainās annual martial arts tournament:
Within Cang Qiong Mountain, the one he undoubtedly hated most was Liu Qingge.
Liu Qingge had achieved success in his youth; his talents were extraordinary, his spiritual energy vast, and his swordplay awe-inspiring. His family background was excellent, and both his parents were alive. Any one of these things would have been enough to make Shen Qingqiu gnash his teeth and toss and turn for three days and three nights, let alone all of them together in one person.
During Cang Qiong Mountainās annual martial arts tournament, Shen Qingqiuās opponent had been Liu Qingge. Naturally, the conclusion had been an overwhelming loss on his part.
There was no shame in losing to the future Bai Zhan Peak Lord, or perhaps one should say that this was how it should be. That it was normal.
But Shen Qingqiu would absolutely never think such things. What he saw wasnāt the bystandersā amazement at how heād valiantly held out for so long but Liu Qinggeās matter-of-fact arrogance as he held the point of Cheng Luanās blade inches from his throat.
Qing Jing Peak prided itself on being the gentlemanās peak, and Shen Qingqiu took to playing a gentleman like a fish to water. Yet Liu Qingge was always able to make his rage boil to the surface, to the point that he didnāt bother wasting energy playing nice with his sect sibling.
The thing Shen Qingqiu most often said to Liu Qingge was: āLiu Qingge, Iāll definitely kill you one day!ā
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As Shen Qingqiu had turned a deaf ear to his every plea, Yue Qingyuan found it difficult to speak further. After all, he couldnāt straight-up tell him something like: If you hadnāt used every means to ambush Liu Qingge after the meet in order to teach him a lesson, the two of you wouldnāt fly into a rage at the slightest contact now, nor would you loathe the mere sight of each other.
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A lot of fanfics have Liu Qingge regularly dragging Shen Jiu out of brothels, but in actuality the only time he confronted Shen Jiu at one was due to Shen Jiu giving a different Bai Zhan disciple a severe beating:
Though conflict often erupted between Shen Qingqiu and Bai Zhan Peak, the conflict this time was truly overblown. A Bai Zhan Peak disciple had gone to this small, remote town for a task, where he had just happened to see a familiar person enter the largest brothel in the area, the Warm Red Pavilion. From top to bottom, Bai Zhan Peak felt the same as Liu Qingge: none of them harbored any goodwill toward Shen Qingqiu. Therefore the disciple had obviously refused to let this chance pass by; heād directly followed Shen Qingqiu into the brothel, then mocked him for being a hypocrite and actually entering this sort of place, saying that heād lost face for their entire sect.
After a couple of undiplomatic words, Shen Qingqiu had beaten him severely, leaving him with serious injuries. When this disciple returned to Bai Zhan Peak, heād run into Liu Qingge. After questioning him, Liu Qingge had been steaming with rage, he had promptly rushed over on his sword for payback, ready to hit Shen Qingqiu back for every blow.
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So Liu Qingge only interrupted him at the Warm Red Pavilion to get payback on behalf of another Bai Zhan disciple. The text doesnāt mention him making a single comment about the brothel visit itself.
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The only misunderstanding between the two occurred after their mutual hatred was well established:
In the chaos of battle, Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu accidentally pressed their backs together, and their faces simultaneously contorted with looks of revulsion. Shen Qingqiu had already shot out a spiritual blast, which brushed by Liu Qinggeās shoulder as it passed. Liu Qingge, angered, immediately retaliated with a blow.
Great. The entirety of their combat forces were now ignoring the enemy in order to fight amongst themselves.
āAre you blind?ā Shen Qingqiu yelled. āWhat are you hitting?!ā
Liu Qingge wasnāt any more polite. āWho hit first? Who went blind first?!ā
Shang Qinghua lay on the ground, eyes still rolled back. He had clearly seen when, moments ago, a faint white shadow peeked out from behind Liu Qingge. Shen Qingqiuās attack had passed Liu Qinggeās shoulder to disperse it.
As he watched, the blows his peers rained down on each other grew fiercer and fiercer, their eyes going red with bloodlust. Forgetting to play dead, he sat up and called weakly, āYou guys, donāt fight. Liu-shidi, you misunderstood; in fact, Shen-shixiong was justāā
Shen Qingqiu flung out his hand, and several deep, deep cracks were smashed into the wall by Shang Qinghuaās head. Dust and pebbles streamed down.
āIf youāre going to die, then die completely,ā Shen Qingqiu said icily. āDonāt change your mind halfway.ā
Without another word, Shang Qinghua collapsed and went back to contentedly playing dead.
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That sounded about right. He had gone to all that trouble to do a good thing, but the result hadnāt met his expectations. But if that was the problem, then he should just go and explain himself to Liu Qinggeājust admit he was trying to help him out! But Shen Qingqiu wouldnāt do it.
If you wonāt do it, just let me help you explain, thought Shang Qinghua. But Shen Qingqiu wouldnāt compromise his own pride. Maybe he was too embarrassed. People really shouldnāt twist themselves into knotsāthatās just self-torture.
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Shen Jiu absolutely could have explained this misunderstanding, or let Shang Qinghua do so, but he wouldnāt do it!
Liu Qingge does not need to learn not to make assumptions. Shen Yuan was nice to him precisely once and he was perfectly willing to reevaluate their relationship.
I have not yet a chapter written today but scummies I BELIEVE. I HAVE DONE MATH IF WE ALL PUSH REALLY HARD YQY CAN WIN
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say what you like about him but i have a lot of respect for luo bingheās courtship methods. like he tried the ālook what youāre missing out onā approach okay, he gave it a fair go. ālook how cool and hot and powerful i amā is a straight up classic and he had it nailed down, he had his evil sword and dramatic poses to strike, he was locked tf in. but then when that failed to work he pivoted like a champion, going from his sexy badass persona to full-on sad kitten out in the rain, and i donāt think he gets enough credit for that. he is a grownass demonic emperor with subjects and presumably a lot of enemies looking for weakness, and yet he has fully committed to the untried and extremely specific āwarbling baby birdā approach to wooing shen qingqiu. he is wailing and clinging to the best of his exceptional ability, all dignity abandoned, to get his man. thatās dedication.
SQQ: I thought you would be more upset at me causing Binghe to like men
SQH: Huh? I'm a little upset you made him fully gay, but I had always planned for him to be bisexual
SQQ: YOU WHAT???
SQH: Ah yes, I thought it would just make sense that he could have anyone he wanted, regardless of gender. Of course, when I tried to point the story in that direction, people didn't like it at all, so Bing-ge's attraction to men just fell by the wayside
SQQ: When did you even try to push the story in that direction? All men were rivals to Bing-ge, that was very adament
SQH: Whose to say rivals to lovers wasn't a good first gay romance for Bing-ge? Honestly bro, I thought I did such a good job setting up Gongyi Xiao to be a love interest, he and Little Palace Mistress were meant to be taken into the harem together
