[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[wreneddieilysm]

Rebloged.

[m1-na]

potato

[m1-na]

rafe cameron x bestfriend!oc pt.1

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btw! : i’ve had this in my notes since 2023 collecting dust so here is is i guesss 🙈

“You fucking liar. Your mom did give you permission.” Earlier that day Rafe had invited Luciana, one of his long-time bestfriends, to a party that she absolutely did not want to go to, so the girl lied and told Rafe her mom had said no. “So what if I lied? I told you I didn’t want to go. Plus, who told you? Was it Top? Tell that fucker I'm coming after him in his sleep.” Luci could hear Topper in the background of the phone call denying it was him as she rolled her eyes at both boys, her hand fidgeting with a pen. “Aha! So you did lie, get ready cause I'm passing by for you in 15, and for the record Top didn’t say anything you’re just a shitty liar” before she could say anything else Rafe ended the call.

Luciana was not planning on going to that party. Rafe's new little girlfriend had been making her life a living hell, and she honestly wasn't trying to start anything, so staying home was the next best option. Despite being childhood friends, the girl didn’t really know many of Rafe's friends. She knew the moment Topper texted her, "Sorry” she should have changed because whether she wanted to or not, Rafe was going to drag her to this party. But still, Luciana held onto that hope and kept herself busy reading a book.

On the way there Topper was trying to convince Rafe to let Lucille stay home. It’s not that he didn’t like the girl, hell she was one of his best friends too, but he knew she didn’t do well with large crowds, especially kooks. He also knew about the fact that the girl Rafe had been talking to recently was giving Lucille shit. “I’m just saying man, she hates these things. You're really gonna make her suffer?” Topped raised his eyebrow at the boy driving. “Dude, I’m just making her come to a party not torturing her or anything. Plus she needs to go out more, she’s been too hard on herself lately and i don’t wanna leave her by herself when she could be with us having fun.” The conversation was cut short as Rafe pulled into the driveway, finally arriving on the cut.

The boys knocked on the door and the girl's mom opened the door. “Rafael! Tapper! Que gusto,(what a pleasure) come in” The lady had a spanish accent and although Rafe hated when they’d say his full name he never really minded it from her. “Hola Mrs. Molina, I was wondering if Luci can come with Topper and I to a party. Porfavor?” (please) Rafe smiled widely down at the lady that had become like his second mother after many years of friendship with her daughter. “Ayy claro mijo! (ohh of course son) Yes, and i told you just call me Maria, you too Tapper, come I made tamales and that bread that you love so much” “Ohh te amooo”(i love you) Topper said grinning as he followed Maria into the kitchen with an arm over her shoulder and Rafe just smiled as he went down the hall to Luciana's room.

Usually, it would be a very rare sight to see kooks on the cut. Especially the kook king and his jester. However, Rafe and Topper had been going to the girl’s house on the other side of the island since they were preteens and it was no longer an unusual sight for the residents on the cut to see the occasional fancy car outside the Molinas home.

When Rafe tried opening the door he quickly found out that it was locked. Luckily he knew that every room had a spare key and so he reached up for it, taking it from the doorframe and unlocking the door. He slowly pushed the door open and was met with an empty room. He fights against the tug he begins to feel on the corner of his mouth as he glances back down the hallway pausing for a second. “Hide and seek huh? Don’t you think we’re a little too old for this kid? I think you’ve forgotten how bad you are at this game.” He was met with silence. “Ready or not, here I come” Rafe chuckled to himself letting the smile take over his face.

Luciana was hiding in her closet with a flyswatter as her weapon of choice. She heard as the boy slowly walked around her room and occasionally yelled out a ‘found you’ anytime he would uncover something. She had to hold her breath when she heard him near the closet. “You aren't even in here are you” Luciana let out a relieved breath when she finally heard Rafe's footsteps walk away only to yell when the closet door suddenly yanks open and Rafe grabs her by the ankles tugging her out. “Rafe!” Luciana yells as she thrashes and continuously smacks Rafe with her weapon at hand. “Ow, hey! That actually hurts.” Rafe laughed as he threw the girl over his shoulder. ”Hijo de(son of a)- put me down you freak!” She continued to smack him wherever she could reach and threatened him with the worst. Rafe's grin grew as he carried her down the hallway to the kitchen where both teens found Topper at the table with Maria eating a mixture of conchas, tamales, and horchata.

“Amaaaaa,(mommmm) I told you not to let them in. Mire como me tiene! defiéndame!”(look how he has me! defend me!) Luciana complained to her mom as she continued to hit Rafe with the flyswatter. “Niña! No le estés pegando a mi Rafael,(girl! don’t be hitting my rafe) plus I forgot, okay? Se me paso mija. I had some catching up to do with Tapper.” Maria yanked the flyswatter from her daughters’ hand and patted Rafe on the cheek as he gave her a childish grin.

“Ándale pues! (cmon then) Take her out before she finds a way to escape. Don’t bring her back unless the police crashed, she’s drunk, or she’s causing desmadre!”(mayhem) María ushered everyone out and handed Topper a bag full of food as she threw Rafe a wink. “Mamaa!” Luciana yelled out as she was carried through the door and into the car. Top opened the back door as Rafe shoved her into the backseat and as soon as they closed the door she tried to open it but couldn’t, so she reached for the other one which also didn’t budge.

She looked at the boys situated in the front seats as she tried to open the doors. “Child lock.” Topper simply stated taking another bite from his concha as if it was something so normal to put child lock on an 18-year-old. “Seriously? Don’t you think I’m a little too old for this?” Luciana quotes the boys words from earlier. “you’d think, huh” Rafe huffs out in a joking manner as he turns the car on. Luciana looks down at her outfit, a baby pink pajama spaghetti strap shirt that had a small bow and some tan cropped shorts she had been too lady to take off earlier.“ Rafe I am quite literally in my pajamas!” Luciana said crossing her hands over her chest.

“Oh you dramatic ass, you are not. Those are literally going out shorts.” Topper said as he briefly turned around to look at the girl. “This is a pj shirt Top, you can practically see my tits.” Rafe scoffs and Top turns again to look at lucí . He scans her up and down then raises his eyebrows letting his eyes linger for a second then he simply just turns around. “Bitch” Lucianan mutters as she leans forward and knocks the back of Toppers head with her knuckle. Rafe also sees this and smacks Toppers chest. “ow! hey!” top complains.

“You’re fine. I think you’re forgetting the party will probably be dark, plus if anybody tries to give you a hard time just tell me and I'll deal with it.” Rafe looks at the girl through the rear view mirror. She looks at him and huffs while she turns to look out the window. She really didn’t feel like socializing with anybody at the moment and even more so, she did not want to go to this party. She could just feel how this was going to be a disaster.

[m1-na]

Triple Trouble - kratt! au

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The sky is painted orange as you speed through the desert looking left and right in hopes of finding what you've been looking for all afternoon. Nick had sent Chris, Matt, and you on a mission to each find a different baby animal that Aviva hadn't made a creature power disk for and mark the area where it was found.

You sigh, finally stopping and taking off your helmet as you step off the hover cycle. “How am I even supposed to find ocelot kittens in the desert?” you mutter to yourself as you look around. “Why did I have to pick such a difficult animal to look for on my own” you sigh again before you see a cloud of dust begin to pick up before stopping and realizing it was a road runner now looking at a certain spot.

“Hey little guy! What are you looking at.” you crouch down to his level, smiling, turning to look in the direction where his eyes were focused. “Baby ocelots! You found them.” You gasp as you step closer to the three baby ocelots stepping out the den watching as two of them jump on each other bumping into the third kitten. “How could we ever forget about you! You're all so cute.” You scratch his head as he walks up to you. “This is easy, your nick” you continue scratching his head before looking at the two who are still play fighting. “And you two are Chris and Matt” you giggle as your creature pod begins to beep and vibrate.

“Hey guys! Look who I found.” you grin showing the three kittens on the screen causing Matt, Chris, and Aviva to aww. “Baby ocelots!” Matt coos at the screen. “Alright! What's your wow fact?” Chris asks. “Well, mother ocelots leave their kittens in the den. They know to stay there but sometimes they like to go off and explore on their own, like these three causing triple the trouble.” You smile as the three kittens’ attention turns to the road runner still standing by. “Their front paws are also larger than their back paws! Making it easier to identify their tracks. It also looks like these three like to chase birds but don't like birds chasing them.” you laugh as the road runner flaps it swings and walks forward causing the kittens to run back to the den. “Thats right cuties-back to where momma left you.” you smile fondly at the animals.

“Alright, we're all headed back to the tortuga with the coordinates and our wow facts- ill see yall there.” Chris is first to leave the call followed by Avia- leaving just you and Matt.

“Bring one back for me.” Matt grins into the camera. making you laugh. “I'm sure their mom wouldn't like that very much-I named them Matt, Nick, and Chris though so I don't think they'd like to be apart. That one's Matt.” You point to the kitten now sleeping making Matt's smile grow wider.” Alright I’ll see you at the tortuga, be careful on that thing it's getting dark. Last time you almost took out Nick from how fast you were going.” Matt says as you get back on the hover cycle. “yeah, yeah, see you in a bit.” The call ends and you say one last goodbye to the baby ocelots before zooming away back towards the tortuga.

if this is ass i am so sorry 😭  

also this is probably gonna end up being x matt cause im a matt girly but i love chris too so idk- we’ll see

[m1-na]

hear me out…….

kratt!matt and kratt!chris……

the brother dynamic is quite literally there fr

and nick staying in the tortuga with aviva, koki, and jimmy

been sitting on this for a fat minute jst haven’t had time to execute it properly 😔

[m1-na]

Diego Bustamante - amigo desconocido

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En el Elite Way School cada verano antes de empezar un nuevo año escolar les ofrecen a sus estudiantes un viaje a un club vacacional para darle oportunidad a los nuevos estudiantes a conocer los demás. Era rara la vez que si quería ir, pero esta vez castigaron a mi mejor amigo Diego y el tenía que ir. Para no abrirse tanto me pidió ir con él y acepte. Cuando me dijeron que iban a dar una vuelta en los botes decidí quedarme porque me sentía mal sin saber lo que estaba tramando.

En cuanto me entere que regresaron camino rápidamente hacia afuera donde están todos los chicos platicando y cuando me ve diego de lejos camina hacia mi. “Es verdad lo que están diciendo?” Le pregunto a Diego molesta. “Ya te sientes mejor? ¿Porque no te quedaste descansando en tu cuarto?” ignora mi pregunta y suspira acercándose así mi poniendo sus manos en mis hombros. “Es verdad que tiraste a la chica nueva del barco?” repito mi pregunta, tomada un paso hacia atrás causando que caigan sus manos de mis hombros. “No importa-” empieza a decir, pero sacudo la cabeza tomando otro paso atrás. “Pero claro que importa diego- porque harías eso- no sabe nadar! Estas mal.” lo juzgo alzando las manos. “Se lo merecía! Sabes que ella escribió las gacetas de chismes? Y además amenazo a vico.” toma un paso hacia mí pero miro al lado sacudiendo la cabeza “estas muy mal diego, así no se arreglan las cosas y bien sabes que tu amiguita tampoco es una santita.” lo vuelvo a mirar a los ojos sabiendo que tengo la razon, “Hay por favor, ¿ahora la estas defendiendo? Hubiera hecho lo mismo por ti y lo sabes. Ella no pertenece aquí y no voy a dejar que se sienta superior.” suspiro con fuerza y lo empujo del pecho “yo no hubiera querido que hagas algo así- estas mal diego y te tienes que disculpar con ella.” “Por supuesto que no! Y ya se lo dejé muy claro que soy capaz de mucho peor si no se va del colegio cuando regresemos” me dice apuntándome a la cara. me quedo callada un momento viéndolo a los ojos sintiéndome decepcionada. Conozco a diego desde que éramos pequeños y mientras siempre a tenido un carácter fuerte nunca se ha portado tan horrible, siempre lo he podido hacer entrar a razon “vine porque eres mi mejor amigo y me lo pediste, pero claramente tienes otras prioridades. tú no eres así diego y ojalá recapacites porque los dos sabemos que si sigues así terminaras igual que tu papa.” Me doy la vuelta y empiezo a caminar de regreso a los cuartos. “Pense que eras mi amiga” grita tras de mi alzando las manos “Y yo pensé que te conocía.” Le grito de regreso mirando como se le cay la cara.

es mi primera vez publicando algo en español pero amoo a rebelde y no e encontrado fanfics 😭😭

[m1-na]

TikTok - Make Your Day

saw this and immediately thought of rafe

asking bf!rafe to take care of your new puppy while you have to go the the mainland or to run some errands and after a while you ask him how it’s going only for him to send this video back to you with the caption “sassy like his mama”

ps. i have no idea how to format correctly on tumblr so if this looks like shit… sighhh

[m1-na]

my take on thornton!reader

text between poolboy!jj x thornton!reader

i can’t stop thinking of jj with kook/thornton!reader 😩 also this is the first ever text post i’ve done so idk if it’s even good

[m1-na]

going insane, losing friendships, academically stressed, but it’s okay cause i can read fanfics 😣🤕

[m1-na]

ten bucks

jj maybank x kook! reader

angst?

“How much do you wanna bet I could get any girl I’d want”

When Rafe, y/n’s older brother, called her down to the kitchen the last thing she expected was to end up broken-hearted and in tears after hearing what his friends had to say.

The past month and a half y/n had decided to tag along occasionally with her sister Sarah to go hangout with the pogues. Although she didn't claim to be a pogue she always thought it was stupid to treat them less for what they had, or lack thereof. She had quickly taken a liking to a certain blond boy and after many occasions of flirting, glances, and subtle touches JJ had asked her out. Now it was about two weeks ago that they had officially begun dating and y/n wouldn't have it any other way. He treated her amazingly and even though he constantly apologizes for his lack of wealth that didn't matter to her. When Rafe found out that now not only Sarah was dating a pogue but you too he was beyond pissed, what the hell was his family thinking? All though he didn't necessarily get over it you made it clear that you really liked JJ and made him back off from him and the pogues to his dismay. So when Rafe heard from Topper that Sophia, the bartender at the club, told him that JJ, a server there, had made a bet with their dishwasher that he could get any girl to date him and she mentioned you as the lucky target he was beyond pissed. So now you stood confused in the kitchen of Tanny hill glancing between an angry Rafe, guilty looking topper, and a Kelce who kept avoiding eye contact with you.

“Why are you all being so weird?” you laugh nervously as you glance between your brother and his best friends. Rafe sighs and rubs a hand over his face “Look kid, i know your going to say I made this shit up so I brough Top here, to tell you how he told, me” Rafe's somewhat calm tone did not match the anger that seemed to be radiating off of him and his features. Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion at his words. “Top- What? Rafe What are you talking about?” you glance between them as Topper only sends you a sympathetic look while Kelce continues to avoid eye contact scratching the back of his neck. Topper sighs as he takes a step forward “Look y/n- I know this is gonna suck to hear but So-” “Your boyfriends a fucking bitch and he's good as fucking dead you hear me?” Rafe interrupts suddenly causing yours and Topper's eyes to go eide at the outburst. “Rafe- you said we had to tell her cal-” Before Topper finishes, he gets interrupted again “What?” you exclaim loudly as Topper huffs and lets his hands fall to his side as he glances at Kelce who with wide eyes continues to avoid eye contact. You glance back at Topper “what?” you repeat again confused. Topper sighs as he stares at you, “look y/n… Sophia from the club told me that JJ made a bet..” he says pausing for a moment “so what he bets all the time” you scoff still not understanding “he bet.. that he could get you to date him” Topper pauses for a moment before he scratches the back of his neck “for ten bucks” he cringes at his words as he stares between you and Rafe waiting for a reaction. You stand there as his words ring in your ears.

You can practically feel your heart breaking as you register the weight of his words “your lying” you say softly as you stare off into space “you're a fucking liar” you say again with more aggression not believing that your sweet boy would do such thing. “Why would Sophia lie?” Rafe says holding onto both of your shoulders causing you to look at him despite your attempt of pushing him off “he's a piece of shit alright?” At his words your tears begin to flow down your face as you run out of Rafe's grasp and up the stairs to your room. How could the boy who had poured his heart out to you through words and sweet gestures completely destroy you without even knowing.

i have no idea if i did this correctly lol first post ever... ignore any mispells im tryinggg ~ w love