Hazey

!! ✦ Hazel ✦ !! ✦ She/They ✦ 20s ✦ Trans Dyke ✦ ✦ Percussionist ✦ Bassist ✦ Audio Engineer ✦

[theehorsepusssy]

[dogpuppy]

[fluff-e-boy]

[orcboxer]

it's really important!!

[heedra]

the football is an egg that needs to be incubated in the strong warm arms of players and tossed around violently by the strong warm arms of players and kicked by their strong warm legs to develop properly. and whoever wins the super bowl, their quarterback, gets to sit on the egg when it hatches so the young warbeast inside will imprint on them as its mama.

[karrakazz]

lydia tell me more about sports

[heedra]

if you look at a football stadium from above, it kind of looks like a giant cephalopoid eye and that's because it is.

[psikonauti]

Alligator eyes shining in the sunset, Myakka River State Park, Florida

[cutecipher]

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[raelemond]

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[infertilityidol]

the old "all trans people I know are mentally ill to some degree even if I don't believe being trans is itself a mental illness" line is a classic case of torturing you to insanity then torturing you for being insane

[infertilityidol]

like do you have any idea how rude people are about all of this of course I'm insane

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[localvoidcreature62]

Horrible job everyone

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[depsidase]

[gloryofdawn]

I don't think there's a single nation with more right to this proverb than Haiti

[calamity-corner]

being a trans woman with a vagina is so cool because i get 2 g spots and a clit. she can do it all

[calamity-corner]

i think this deserves to be part of the post

[pocket-deer-belly]

[ID: Tumblr comment. "so! a neovagina has the g spot you'd expect, on the front wall of the vagina at a fairly shallow depth, you reach it by curling your fingers up. what you're feeling when you stimulate the g spot is the bundle of nerves and tissue at the root of the clitoris, which is why it's so sensitive. however, at a further depth in the vaginal canal, you eventually run up against the prostate, which is all still intact after surgery. so that's a whole other g spot, which makes deeper penetration feel great too! and then of course outside the vagina is the clitoris itself, which can be stimulated all sorts of ways, in tandem with the internal g spots. vaginas are so cool" End ID]

[antiqueanimals]

"Freak Antlers of Whitetail"

Lives of Game Animals, Volume 3. 1927. Written and illustrated by Ernest Thompson Seton.

Internet Archive

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[dogpuppy]