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Jessie - she/her - 32 - Canada /// I have no clue how tumblr works I just reblog whatever strikes my fancy /// My Reylo Side Blog /// Icon from LiberLibelula///

[m1ssjess]

This blog is a hodge-podge of fandoms and random crap that I love.

Could include the following:

Star wars/The Mandalorian

Lore Olympus

Thirsting over Adam Driver

Memes

Doctor Who

Stranger Things/hellcheer

The Umbrella Academy

Bridgerton

Marvel/MCU

Flowers/nature/landscapes

Food/recipes

Movies

And who knows what else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thecollectibles]

Mermaids by Linnianu

[bebs-art-gallery]

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

[joeyridersvoid]

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

[flipocrite]

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

using a knife

to threaten a cook

in a kitchen

[earhartsease]

not the

not the shar

not the sharpest kn

[mortimermcmirestinks]

*nods wisely* not the sharpest knool in the shed

[marlinspirkhall]

Bringing a knife to a lots-o-knives fight

[13thpythagoras]

[impluviumstudios]

03/02/2018

[ghoulalagoon]

Patamon Has Become Catholic ✞

[only-cat-memes]

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[catmintrose]

we all thought the same thing when we saw this scene, right?

[duel-of-the-dolls]

Barbie Aesthetic: The Bard

a bard is the heart and soul of the people

[forest-bornfae]

A Beatrix potter home over everything.

[fluffysheeps]

Cherry blossom axolotl 🌸

[byjove]

One of my mom’s roommates in college kept dumping food scraps in their yard and it attracted wildlife. Eventually one particularly large and aggressive opossum took up residence on the front porch and everyone was so afraid of her that they were too frightened to use the door at night. I asked my mom why they didn’t gently push her away with a broom as possums tend to be fairly non-confrontational in comparison to other Appalachian wildlife and I know my mother is not frightened of them. She said “If you had seen her, you would have understood.”

The imagery is hilarious to me. A group of 20 year old girls in the late 1980s in their Friday date night best, hair permed and teased to the heavens, anxiously chain smoking cigarettes, repeatedly looking out the front door to see if the menace has vacated the porch yet, trapped inside their shitty rental house by an 8 pound possum like princesses held hostage by a dragon.

[dailycatsblog]

[only-cat-memes]

[001x456]

Thank you Hwang In-ho and Seong Gi-hun

[zeepfrag]

gabu