Life in the Oval Office

jokes

[memescog]

[mr-elementle]

This tag literally almost killed me, i almost choked to death on a chicken wing i started laughing so hard

[soumnl-deactivated20200516]

fjsjgkfjdhdjfj

[karikes]

Me: Time to get shit done

My head: Head machine broke

Me: understandable, have a nice day

[yurukyarayakusu]

[lynati]

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

[norcumi]

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

[botheringblathers]

holy im so glad i am not the only one fuckkk

[blackdenimjeans3]

[dagasinfilo]

look at this absolute fucking unit

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

op i am begging you with tears in my eyes to tell me where you found this

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[deadddeviant]

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.

[bestof4chan-lel]

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[longbeachgriffy]

When little kids roast each other…

[souhailbog-deactivated20240510]

[woodmeat]

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

clap

[jewbat-deactivated20150816]

beautiful

[celestialdeth]

valid

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[agent-lemon-lime]

[crimewave420]

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

[n64thstreet]

DK develops his mighty monkey meat in Donkey Kong 64, by Rare.

[regularlesbian]

dont say that please