SMOOTH BRAIN

i love sherb animal crossing

[randomprose]

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

[randomprose]

are y’all fucking serious right now?? a trailer AND fanfics?? forum threads and meta analysis?? and wtf is up with ebay like WHAT are you selling my dude?? the idea? the joke??

[icarus-suraki]

It’s performance art. We are proving that we can, in fact, change the world.

[sirpepperston]

tumblr needs a new crowdfunding scam can we PLEASE make goncharov

[anxiousfrenchfry]

I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

I love this game so much

[mytrainline]

[liquidstar]

girl names in soul eater: maka, liz, patty, tsubaki, marie :)

boy names in soul eater: SOUL EATER, BLACK✰STAR, DEATH THE KID, FRANKEN STEIN, DEATH SCYTHE

crona: crona

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bishonen]

he deleted them i

[bishonen]

update

[ruinedchildhood]

[victorfrankensteinsuggestion]

haters will hear me rummaging around the university laboratories and say christ what is that

[teaboot]

Haters will be like “containment breach”

[noahnomore]

[retrogamingblog2]

[askinnyblackman]

i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane

[askinnyblackman]

i gave my phone to a stranger who jumped a fence to get a clefairy that was in a restricted area

[garnetislovegarnetislife]

it was like the opposite of this last summer

[draintheblood]

vampire money not only hysterical because it reads like it was written in one sitting in a fit of absolute rage after gerard found out stephanie meyer had based edward on him but because the first thing he established is 3 2 1 we came to FUCK. like he was like how dare u base a heterosexual vampire on me and ALSO make him a protestant or something who is scared of intimacy 

[gertritude-art]

[vedurnan-archive]

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

[vedurnan-archive]

[wearegonnamakeit-deactivated201]

[kneegrow-chan]

this is what riverdale should've been

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

[spitblaze]

if someone tells you they play Yakuza for anything other than the stupendous water physics they’re probably lying

[draayder]

I just started yakuza kenzan and was already floored by this, the literal first moments of the game featuring the most photo-realistic puddle I’ve ever seen

this game came out in 2008

[draayder]

this is not water physics but yakuza 7 decided it wanted to innovate bread physics too

and the team kind of going hog on little things like that gets talked about a little here

Yokoyama just writes “and then Ichiban eats some bread” and the entire animation and modelling team just goes oh yeah? oh yeah??? oh he’ll eat some fucking bread alright