Shit my friends have said.
- "If you wanted the eyes you can just cut them out"
- "Join the pink side"
- "Is this racist if I thought this was Despacito?"
- "Fight me with a sausage"
- "You fool! I just take my clothes off and then I'm ready"
- "What kind of white person are you?"
- "Well my penis has been in his brain"
- "If she's thin and shallow you can always kill her later"
- "Oscar! They're going to do the sex!"
- "There's not enough incest in the tree"
- "What if she necks you?"
- "I want everything white or nothing at all"
- "Shall I give you my nuggs?"
- "Naruto? What's mojito??"












