babymomma

IM A FINE INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

[ruthless-nation]

[childmagazine]

https://www.instagram.com/p/1qoZGLFJUD/

[mariahnicole00]

[mac-nd-cheese]

well, it’s been a while

[mac-nd-cheese]

Where do you submit your content now? 🧐

Instagram / Snapchat

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[styna]

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

[phruxx]

thanks edith

[kimreesesdaughter]

Love all this!

[localstarboy]

You messing up the whip" 😂

[youngbloodthekilljoy]

BRUCE I’M WEAK

[queerkittyy]

Camilla ate the whole damn bag

[gahhhdamn]

lmao this nigga is the animal whisperer

[jeniphyer]

I think he got a show on the Animal Planet now like for real he got the touch

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

she hungry as hell

[wearingthesamething-deactivated]

😂 I love this so much

[taylorzrealm]

THATS DOPE AS HELL!!! What’s the name of the show!

[bidonica]

[browsedankmemes]

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[sixpenceee]

[labella-instagram]

[dxbz]

LOOOOOL

[taint3edcakes]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[queenfaithmarie]

😂😂😂😂😂

[thetattedstoner]

Bruh

[bellonexo-deactivated20170221]

not my picture but

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Dont even know if thats from the actual video or if its Photoshop

[blessedisthenameofthelord]

😂😂😂😂

[svgarsplooge]

*wheezing* 

[in-sunshine-and-in-rain]

same

[rojanihil-deactivated20180314]

me and my wife throwing shade

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Rihanna for Vogue Australia, May 2019

[thecraftywiccans]

“Ask for what you want and be prepared to get it.”

-Maya Angelou

[black-culture]