DAZMALAZ

Glasgow Fashion Student //follow me on instagram at dazmalaz

[bangurz]

Visit Original Link

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

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[meanplastic]

[72699]

[clonepa2]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO NOW?

[cliffsecord]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

haters will see me and be beset by locusts

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

what about lovers?

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

still the locusts but in a fun way

[sailorbrazil]

my two brain cells communicating

[tan-antoni]

I never needed something so much

[blairwitchh]

im losing my mind

[estradiol]

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

What did I just read

[gothspitt]

the truth 

[theshitneyspears]

me, grabbing the aux at a party: hey have y'all heard the glee version of this???

[mooglemain]

the username says it all…

[chic-boy]

[lvgd002]

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[macamaloneycheese]

These are literally the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen in my fucking life

[paper-mario-wiki]

only tops can eat dark chocolate by itself

[elreyputo]

Excuse me I’m a bottom and I love dark chocolate

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does