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Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane

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we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor

romaâ

@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
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the origin story
the new radical centrism
mods are asleep, post gay communist propaganda
quick question how does a human relax? i would like to try it
Victoria and Jennifer shot and styled by me, wearing Ezah Ikuy.Â
âArt is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time.â Â Basquiat
C o n t r a s t
Braid art & photography by @hevedence Edit by @ilysm-smh
the male version of the âcan I speak to the managerâ lady
you know what he looks like
Howard Birch, age 65. Methodist. Still wears his high school football ring, Class of â71. Worked at the paper mill until retiring. Mostly fishes, occasionally hunts.
And he wants to speak to your supervisor.
one of new jerseyâs most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some assholeâs candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey
a real life case of the âoh? havent you heard?â meme
so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and
well
here ya go
250 miles
Iâm having a fucking stroke
*vaguely scottish noises*
when I whmp, well I nunna be, wanna be who wakes to you. when I gwmp, ay I nonna be, wanna be who go wih you.
if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be, wanna be whoâs into you.
but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, mustâve done mcwhaff anâ puff aodood.
when Iâm wock, yes I nonna be, nunna be whoâs wock for you. anâ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.
anâ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be whoâs cold with you.
but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff anâ *bloop* muff aonouds
nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)
when Iâm luhâ, well I nunna be, onna be whoâs without you. when Iâm drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.
AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ânna be new good with you. anâ I cluddag! yes I nonna be, ânna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wiâ you.
but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff anâ luff aonood
dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah
dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah
anâ would wive ben wanna hood wive den, justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohhâ
EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT
Gather round kids while I explain this manipulation tactic that men perpetually try to use and why itâs bullshit.
If someone is openly showing interest in you by making disparaging or disappointed comments about your age, theyâre trying to put you on the defensive. This guy wants me to try to quell his discomfort, to bring up that Iâm only a month shy of 20, etc. - he wants me to try to prove myself to him, that Iâm mature and adult enough for a man like him.
His goal is to establish a power imbalance right off the bat. If we were to date, I would constantly be on the defensive, constantly striving to be an equal, constantly trying to prove my âadultâ credentials. Anything he says or does or wants from this point on that I object to would just be seen as a strike against my age, proof that he was right and that Iâm not mature enough for him. This is how SO MANY men pressure younger individuals (primarily women and girls) into situations and relationships they arenât comfortable with. If he truly thought I was too young for him, he wouldnât have messaged me. This is a very calculated move, and itâs fucking gross.
Adult relationships with age gaps are completely fine, but only if all parties view each other as equals. If someone is trying to set you up in a way that ensures thatâs never a possibility, run far away.
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This this this.
Reblogged for the commentary.
This is really important because I think that educating about power imbalances and how to spot that manipulation is a lot better than saying âyoung people donât date older peopleâ. I had people use this kind of tactic on me when I was 18/19 as well and it is really damaging.
I also think about it as stages of life and experience - itâs kind of weird for someone several years into uni to be dating a high schooler 3-4 years younger than them but not as much for two university students with 3 years between them. A 25-year-old trying to date an 18-year-old is weird cause you guys are probably at completely different life stages and life experience, yet in a decade or so a 7-year-age gap is not going to matter because youâll both be fully mature adults with plenty of life experience.Â
And never forget; if someone is an adult whoâs been out of school for a long time and theyâre hanging out with high schoolers or people barely out of school, itâs because theyâre too immature to get friends of their own age. Iâve been out of school for a year and the idea of making friends with kids even 3 years younger than me would be weird because iâve got a very different life and experience (obviously iâve got friends who were a year or two below me at school but we established friendship a while ago). Dating is 100% out. Please watch out for people who are far older and trying to date people who are barely adults. Itâs weird and you can do better.Â
Iâm always a slut for kindness and basic human decency
You know that picture of Justin Bieber where someone is thirsting after him and a person replies âyou can find three dudes who look exactly like this at any gas stationâ thatâs how I feel whenever any of you post about TimothĂ©e Chalamet except replace gas station with 100-level philosophy course
Net Neutrality is Dead and You Can Expect Your Internet to Change on April 23rd
Yeah, no, Iâm cross-tagging because the lack of attention this is getting overall is pissing me off.
Ajit Pai killed Net Neutrality. Youâll start seeing the effects you were warned about on April 23rd. Oh, and he apparently got an award for Courage from the NRA gun nuts, too.
You can still help by calling your senators and representatives. We just need ONE MORE PERSON on our side to get the senate portion of Congress to overrule the FCCâs decision to kill net neutrality. The battle for the net wonât end there, but itâs a start. Go to battleforthenet to find out who your reps are and where they stand, and CONTACT THEM.
Twenty-three states are also suing the FCC for this. I havenât looked into it yet, but I assume big businesses like Google and Amazon are as well. Nevertheless, we canât rely on lengthy lawsuits alone. The changes to your internet start in less than two months. We donât have a whole lot of time.
Blow this up. Contact your reps. Please, do something! We HAVE to get the decision overruled!