[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

[dadgirlwalking]

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me and you

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

i just love the idea of an oddly specific curse that isn’t even harmful

[pwesident]

curse where on tuesdays you can’t say the word tuesday

[khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms]

“What day is it today?” “Second Monday” “Cool, thanks”

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur doesn’t know about predators. so unburdened. if I let her out alone she’d crawl into a coyotes mouth in the first 5 minutes

[crypticdatesuggestions]

Dip your finger tips into a flowing stream between 11pm and 3am . Enchanting

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

i love this but it reads exactly like “saw a snail today. effervescent”

[unclefather]

[thekwikemart]

[kingofthehillcaps]

[hirxeth]

I Am Easy to Find (2019) dir. Mike Mills

[pukicho]

I live inside a giant skull carved within the mountain-side, I tell them this, yet my uber-eats guy still manages to get lost every time.

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

[slickkjames]

[garden--ghoul]

[e101beta-deactivated20200921]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[girlsday-deactivated20220810]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

manspreading in the electric chair

[musashi]

other villains: practical means of travel. stealthy, inconspicuous, quick.

fucking team rocket: