Fuscorooni

Old comic nerd. I draw things. I have mediocre takes on comics.

[dinah-lance]

#working at the daily planet and going home with several bruises

[fandomscombine]

What absolute goofballs (I love them)🥰

[catchyvideos]

OP theaverycottage on TikTok ♡

[hmslusitania]

Any given metahuman or government agency dedicated to metahumans, whenever the opportunity arises: Green Arrow is… meta, right? Like he’s not human, right? He can’t be, right????!

Ollie, putting a seventh type of chilli pepper in his stew: what?

[hmslusitania]

“Borders on the superhuman” is going in the collection

[viralfrog]

[original-character-chaos]

[ouroborosmoons]

[catboybiologist]

Getting a thumbs down at highway speeds is far more emotionally devastating than a middle finger tbh

[maxmarvel12345]

Superman/Spider-Man [one-shot] - Jimmy Olsen & Carnage: Jimmy Con Carnage (March 25, 2026)

Written by: Matt Fraction Artist [pencils & inks] by: Steve Lieber Colorist by: Nathan Fairbairn Lettered by: Clayton Cowles Edited by: Marie Javins (editor) Published by: DC Comics and Marvel

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[fuyunoakegata]

I laugh, every single time :P

by http://bizarrocomics.com/ 

[asinglebluefeline]

#okay but instead of the couple it’s Dick in his Bludhaven apartment#with an excited Timbin peeking in#(a robin perched on his window sill)#and the caption “First Sign of Spring (Break)”#you know the first thing Timbin’s doing on vacation is booking it for Nightwing’s place

(via @umbrellajam)

(Dick is realizing that this isn’t “his pizza” anymore…)

[gamechangershow]

🃏 TONIGHT! A new episode of Game Changer launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT!

Featuring host Sam Reich, and players: Anna Garcia, Josh Ruben, Demi Adejuyigbe (and the return of Paul Refereeno!)

➡️ Go to Dropout.tv to catch up on the season 8 premiere of Game Changer

Don't Wake Standards & Practices - Season 8 - Dropout

Jeremy, Lou, and Ally push the limits of what's legally acceptable for television. Game Changer: Home Edition is available on Kickstarter u

[why-i-love-comics]

Mister Miracle #5 (1971)

written by Jack Kirby art by Jack Kirby & Mike Royer

[martyrbat]

a 1991 earth day psa having better lois characterization (her not wanting to have kids) than most modern comics (jon kent was a mistake that we are never ever going to recover from)

[martyrbat]

superman for earth

theres way more drastic 'lois would HATE being a mother and has openly expressed so & been characterized as despising the idea of motherhood' moments if anyone wants me eventually to post them but. do you know how bleak it is to have these literal crumbs in an COMIC ABOUT ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESS FROM 1991 !!!!! be more in character for her than a lot of modern main comics....

[onion-souls]

"Why don't the people of Gotham just move?"

Because it's a massive East Coast city but the property values are probably like $200 a month for a three bedroom apartment, and most Gothamites are like, "Hey, Bane never swore to break my back."

And here's the thing: you're not just moving out of Gotham City. You're moving into the rest of the DC universe. And it has hero-based power scaling.

Oh, Metropolis looks fucking great. But it gets invaded by aliens and robots and demigods, because Superman is there.

Wonder Woman's tangling with gods.

You go to Central City, and some Reverse-Flash motherfucker runs backwards from an alternate future and kicks your balls off at the speed of light.

You could move to the West Coast, and oh, an entire city just gets exploded by Cyborg Superman or some shit.

How about you move to Indianapolis, or Cleveland? Haha, no. They have no protector during the alien invasions, and you're in Cleveland

So stay in Gotham. Sure, you have lunatics, but you know that if you had a gun, you at least have a chance against the Joker or Riddler. Mongo of War-World would crush you. But Gotham just has creeps, and you know you have a chance. Even Bane, R'as Al-Ghul, Killer Croc, and Mr. Freeze are just slightly altered dudes. Oh no, Poison Ivy is going to kiss me to death! Who gives a shit, you kinda wanted to go out that way anyway.

There are super-intelligent telepathic gorilla warlords in Africa and the Greek titans are real and chained in the abyss

[choppers-pink-hat]

This does beg the question of why Gotham has such a horrible in-universe reputation when all its villains are relatively human compared to the cosmic bullshit that most other heroes put up with.

I think it's all about perception. Gotham City has crime. But when Ares sends his undying legions to march upon the mortal realm and Wonder Woman has to punch all of them, people don't internalize that as "crime." That's "a crisis" or "a religious event" or at best, terrorism. Same thing when Superman has to stop Brainiac from shrinking Metropolis or whatever. That stuff is objectively more dangerous but it's on such a huge scale that "crime" is not the word for it. The cops don't involve themselves in this at any point. But the stuff Batman deals with is like, robberies, assaults, gang wars, serial killings. All his villains commit actual crimes, so they go into police reports, which end up as statistics. So when someone compiles all this data, oh look, Gotham City has the highest crime rate in the country, yet again. Forget the fact that 10% of Keystone City's population had their skulls crushed by invading superintelligent gorillas. Who cares that a random guy in Opal City accidentally teleported the entire state to Hell after he found out the hard way that he was born a wizard. Those are not crimes. There's nothing in the police recordkeeping app's drop-down menu for a Gorilla invasion. Closest thing we've got is Random Chimp Event.

So my theory is that while Gotham does have a lot of crime, what it does not have is space catastrophes. And so it ends up being the most dangerous city based on a bureaucratic technicality.

[famylee83]

This man needs to be hunted for sport.

[gremlinzeeeeeero]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MADE HIMSELF ONE TOO

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Les dances à travers le monde

[fourcorpsmen]

Oh, please. My masculinity isn't too fragile for this.

[soarboots]

Concentration. Exclude the outside world

Just do it. Picture the shot and let fly.

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[twiggies-draws]

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

[sharkishblue]

this is some kind of eldritch beast to me

[naamahdarling]

I'm not even GOOD comic relief.