Machinations Of An Enigma

This is my tumblr page. It's mostly filled with reblogs of video games, anime, cartoons, and other crap. Occasionally I might post a doodle or post or something. Not usually though.

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[giraffepoliceforce]

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

[jacob92v]

Day 254 they still havent noticed

[little-macaroo]

Do you have they new amiibo?

[lelied]

when the machines rise up to enslave humanity, and the only hope is to break their code so badly it no longer functions, tumblr staff will step forward and say “it’s our time to shine”

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

mario you racist asshole

[chenginerd]

[squeakitties]

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

Open RP

[queenwhiskey]

*little mac throws his hood of* Duck hunt how could you! I thought we had something special! *the small boxer has tears in his eyes*

[hype-kaminari-kun-deactivated20]

Four Times! Four Times! Four Times! FOUR TIMES!!!!! My powers are TOO BIG for everyone and maybe a need a retirement of this…..

I SAY MAYBE!!……

[neoncryptid]

Whoa, hey guys! Welcome to the Krusty Krab.

[ruinedchildhood]

[machinationsofanenigma]

Bold and Brash by Squidward Tentacles

[machinationsofanenigma]

not a question but i really like your blog

Hey, thanks mate! Enjoy your stay here!

[ronnieraccoon]

Art.

[machinationsofanenigma]

Tumblr:

Me: The sky is blue.

Tumblr: First of all, trigger warning, you bitch. Blue was the color of the smurf doll I had that got ruined in the wash. Secondly, my brother's girlfriend's cousin's step-sister said the sky was indigo, and she would know, because she studies colors in college. COLLEGE. Also, way to oppress other fucking colors and completely erase light blue, dark blue, and blue-ish green! Educate yourself, you ignorant piece of shit trash! You think you know everything but you have no clue! Thanks to you I am triggered and about to kill myself! Hope you're happy you fuck!

[ruinedchildhood]

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

[stack--trace]

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

[the-super-scout]

my catchphrase

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

[skeletondoggy]