May The Golden King Smile Upon You.

What’s 🅱️🅾️ppin

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The ghost, or?

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[incorrect-ecceromani]

Aurelia: Are you getting enough sleep?

Cornelius: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.

[machineimmafan]

Aurelia: Satisne quiescebas?

Cornelius: Interdum, cum sternarem, clauserunt mei occuli

[starwarsfilms]

The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special (2020)

[bane-of-technology]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dankanxietymemes]

Transcript

Man: “Are you Khajiit?”

Cat: soft meow

Woman filming laughs

Man: “Will you provide wares for me?”

Cat: soft meow

Woman filming laughs harder

Man: “Present them then.”

Cat sniffs at the man’s outstretched hand

Man: “There are no wares! Aahh!”

End transcript

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

[yourownpetard]

Never not reblog. This is both a good political point and an incredibly clever burn.

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[hauntdolly]

he just really tears it apart doesnt he

[coughloop]

0.1% power

[d0rs3t]

I hate this meme but 0.001% power

[madeofdirt4art]

[burglarsonarceny]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The ghost, or?

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[moonybyte]

Sanyo ICC-0081 "Mini Calculator": You can carry a calculator with you now, you never have to make big math in your head ever again!

Math teachers: We will multiply 14,762 times 2,853,654 among others in this test, no calculators allowed

Sanyo ICC-0081 "Mini Calculator":

[tracing-rivers]

Linguists throughout the ages: We have spent lifetimes gathering the significations of words and phrases in various language so everyone can appreciate them as well as possible.

Language teachers: Translate this text, no dictionaries allowed.

Linguists:

[drtanner]

Literally thousands of artists, engineers and scientists over the years: Look at all of these awesome tools we made to help artists make more art more quickly and more easily! Now art is much more accessible to everyone!

Art snobs: If you use anything more than a pencil and ink and these specific paints and brushes you’re cheating and not a real artist. Especially if you draw digitally. That’s double cheating.  

Artists, engineers and scientists:

[rohirric-hunter]

I was always told in math class that I wouldn't be able to carry a calculator with me everywhere I went.

I'm writing this from my smartphone.

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[feferipeixes]

Can you believe the twins are 21 now? Happy birthday Dipper and Mabel!

[machineimmafan]

Wait WHAT

[catchymemes]

[cyangansey]

Imagine seeing this in 2019

[northernlib]

Trump’s unidentified secret police force was not prepared to meet this guy.

[lady-em-deactivated20200806]

[aloveaffairwithlight]

He said in an interview that he shouldn’t have been surprised that they would have no respect for vets when they are gassing moms

[bluegrasskitty]

Y'all know this is Blackwater, right? Or Academi as they call themselves now.

Had to change their name after that massacre & the buy out and all.

They’re the only jagoffs wearing this outdated camo crap. The feds phased that out back in…idek, pre-2010.

Independent military contractors operating within our own boarders. Cause that’s totally not terrifying & normal. Yup yup.

[pileofknives]

The future is basically “New Orleans after Katrina, forever and everywhere”

[skateboarrdgifs]

[phlvl]

Excuse me

[boota]

my man is using tony hawk pro skater 2 cheats in real life