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- @sm64-wario

#bnuy murio #rabbid mario #You killed him :(

Jarona

#bnuy murio #rabbid mario

sm64-wario

YALL THOUGHT I DIED???

@macho-bunny-rabbit

I'm'a gonna be honest I'a haven't heard from'a you in'a so long I'a don't know what you're'a referring to.

macho-bunny-rabbit

Im gonna be honest I was being a lil dramatic and silly but now I wonder if anyone thought I spontaneously combusted

sm64-wario

I'a thought the dog in the'a castle got you

macho-bunny-rabbit

Nah we survived turns out it really wanted to play fetch.

the-official-phantom

I love being very productive! You see I have gotten soooo much done! Like... Er...

Y'know the specific accomplishments isn't what matters here.

The only thing that matters is that I am amazing and successful!

macho-bunny-rabbit

#bnuy murio #hes back

sm64-wario

YALL THOUGHT I DIED???

@macho-bunny-rabbit

I'm'a gonna be honest I'a haven't heard from'a you in'a so long I'a don't know what you're'a referring to.

macho-bunny-rabbit

Im gonna be honest I was being a lil dramatic and silly but now I wonder if anyone thought I spontaneously combusted

#bnuy murio #rabbid mario #Uhhhh #he’s not dead #life just life-ing rn #he is not dead

macho-bunny-rabbit

GUYS WE ARE SO FUCKED

THERE’S A DOG IN THE CASTLE AND I CANT FUCKING FIND IT IM FREAKING THE HELL OUT OH MY GOD-

macho-bunny-rabbit

Why did you repost this.

#TO CLARIFY #HE IS BEING SILLY

the-official-phantom

HOLY SHIT ITS MIKU DAY!

Not that I like that type of stuff or anything...

sm64waluigi

OF COURSE YOU'RE JEALOUS. SHE SINGS BETTER THAN YOU DO

the-official-phantom

NO ONE ASKED YOU! LIKE YOUR VOICE IS ANY BETTER!

sm64waluigi

MY VOICE IS A GIFT OF MIYAMOTO HIMSELF, YOU COULD NEVER COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME

the-official-phantom

Is that why you were invited to Smash Bros?... Oh wait... YOU WEREN'T!

sm64waluigi

ITS NOT LIKE YOU WERE INVITED TO SMASH EITHER

YOU DONT EVEN GET TO BE A SPIRIT

WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE YOURE ALREADY A GHOST

the-official-phantom

Unlike you I don't need to be featured in a stupid fighting tournament to prove my own worth. I HAVE THE STAGE! Preforming arts will always have more of an impact on the world than fighting...

macho-bunny-rabbit

The fuck is a Miku.

the-official-phantom

How do you not know who Hatsune Miku is?

macho-bunny-rabbit

Listen, I don’t pay attention to this kind of stuff, OKAY?

the-official-phantom

Why don't you search her up before you embarass yourself with your lack of culture again.

macho-bunny-rabbit

This her?

#bnuy murio #Featuring #a random teto thing from Pinterest

the-official-phantom

HOLY SHIT ITS MIKU DAY!

Not that I like that type of stuff or anything...

sm64waluigi

OF COURSE YOU'RE JEALOUS. SHE SINGS BETTER THAN YOU DO

the-official-phantom

NO ONE ASKED YOU! LIKE YOUR VOICE IS ANY BETTER!

sm64waluigi

MY VOICE IS A GIFT OF MIYAMOTO HIMSELF, YOU COULD NEVER COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME

the-official-phantom

Is that why you were invited to Smash Bros?... Oh wait... YOU WEREN'T!

sm64waluigi

ITS NOT LIKE YOU WERE INVITED TO SMASH EITHER

YOU DONT EVEN GET TO BE A SPIRIT

WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE YOURE ALREADY A GHOST

the-official-phantom

Unlike you I don't need to be featured in a stupid fighting tournament to prove my own worth. I HAVE THE STAGE! Preforming arts will always have more of an impact on the world than fighting...

macho-bunny-rabbit

The fuck is a Miku.

the-official-phantom

How do you not know who Hatsune Miku is?

macho-bunny-rabbit

Listen, I don’t pay attention to this kind of stuff, OKAY?

#bnuy murio #rabbid mario #Uhhhh #he is so lost

the-official-phantom

HOLY SHIT ITS MIKU DAY!

Not that I like that type of stuff or anything...

sm64waluigi

OF COURSE YOU'RE JEALOUS. SHE SINGS BETTER THAN YOU DO

the-official-phantom

NO ONE ASKED YOU! LIKE YOUR VOICE IS ANY BETTER!

sm64waluigi

MY VOICE IS A GIFT OF MIYAMOTO HIMSELF, YOU COULD NEVER COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME

the-official-phantom

Is that why you were invited to Smash Bros?... Oh wait... YOU WEREN'T!

sm64waluigi

ITS NOT LIKE YOU WERE INVITED TO SMASH EITHER

YOU DONT EVEN GET TO BE A SPIRIT

WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE YOURE ALREADY A GHOST

the-official-phantom

Unlike you I don't need to be featured in a stupid fighting tournament to prove my own worth. I HAVE THE STAGE! Preforming arts will always have more of an impact on the world than fighting...

macho-bunny-rabbit

The fuck is a Miku.

I regret to inform you that the chances of us getting a third game is zero to none.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW THEY JUST WASTED MY POTENTIAL!? I WAS A GREAT CHARACTER!

-@the-official-phantom

#bnuy murio #rabbid mario #Nooo the bnnuy :(

the-official-phantom

Update: The Vampire that I allegedly 'doxxed' (slander) is now suing me. LAUGHABLE! I'd like to see them try!.. I mean they just did BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY TO WIN!

macho-bunny-rabbit

Yeah… saw rhat coming a mile away

#bnuy murio #heheh :3 #Oh no phantom faces consequences

pink-dr-mario

people ask-a me: "doc, what makes-a you stay motivated in fights?"

and i-a say

spite. hatred. vengeful energy coursing through-a my veins, powering my-a pink-coated body to keep-a going.

oh and i-a get to eat some snacks afterward during the break!

smo-wedding-mario

Im going to figure out your favorite snack and eat the entire stock so you cant have any

macho-bunny-rabbit

well that’s fuckin mean.

smo-wedding-mario

well youre just a fuckin spirit so i dont wanna hear it

macho-bunny-rabbit

Da fuck is that supposed to mean.

smo-wedding-mario

One of these things they replaced trophies with for some reason

macho-bunny-rabbit

Holy shit, is me…

the-official-phantom

WHERES MY SUPPORT TROPHY!?

I'm a fan favorite charactor! If anyone deserves one ITS ME!

macho-bunny-rabbit

I DON’T FUCKIN KNOW, MAN. PLUS YOU AINT GOT NO B O N E S. Cant even FIGHT.

#bnuy murio #He says out of concern #cause how do you just not have bones and stay structural

@rabbid-luigi-bwabwa

This is for you and anyone else who needs it.

#bnuy murio #HE IS B A C K

absolutely fuckin hate winter

“my fur gets all puffy for “insulation purposes” and I HATE IT.”

#bnuy murio

sm-64-luigi

oki doki. I’a stronger than this

but

HOW IS’A WET SNOW THROWING MY BACK OUT!?!

ALL I’A DID WAS TRY TO SHOVEL IT OFF’A MY PORCH!

mariotennisdaisy

WHY IS EVERYONE HAVING BACK PROBLEMS TODAY

mario-bounty-hunter

We’re having back problems for a different reason but that’s unrelated to show

mariotennisdaisy

...

i reiterate WHY IS EVERYONE

HAVING BACK PROBLEMS TODAY

mario-bounty-hunter

If you must know, dragging a body is hard work

Dragging several hundred is even harder

the-official-phantom

Imagine having a spine.

macho-bunny-rabbit

“…now how the fuck does that happen. Who took ya spine.”

the-official-phantom

I'm a ghost nitwit.

macho-bunny-rabbit

“…Last I checked only ya lower half is a ghost, and Rabbids have spines, so either sum happened and you’re full ghost now, or someone stole ya ghost bones.”

the-official-phantom

This conversation is absolutely stupid. BEGONE WITH THOU!

macho-bunny-rabbit

“How about no.”

#bnuy murio #You cannot stop the old man concern.

sm-64-luigi

oki doki. I’a stronger than this

but

HOW IS’A WET SNOW THROWING MY BACK OUT!?!

ALL I’A DID WAS TRY TO SHOVEL IT OFF’A MY PORCH!

mariotennisdaisy

WHY IS EVERYONE HAVING BACK PROBLEMS TODAY

mario-bounty-hunter

We’re having back problems for a different reason but that’s unrelated to show

mariotennisdaisy

...

i reiterate WHY IS EVERYONE

HAVING BACK PROBLEMS TODAY

mario-bounty-hunter

If you must know, dragging a body is hard work

Dragging several hundred is even harder

the-official-phantom

Imagine having a spine.

macho-bunny-rabbit

“…now how the fuck does that happen. Who took ya spine.”

the-official-phantom

I'm a ghost nitwit.

macho-bunny-rabbit

“…Last I checked only ya lower half is a ghost, and Rabbids have spines, so either sum happened and you’re full ghost now, or someone stole ya ghost bones.”