Marshall

I look better in person

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[technicolor-vision]

I like how this post didn’t threaten me or my mother if I did not reblog…very wholesome. Have a great Thursday

[meneldil-istarendilye]

I have a test. Not risking it

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

I’d like to put a reminder in this post that all you’re risking is a normal Thursday, and reblogging only gives you internal positive vibes. It’s a bit unsettling that any post that jokingly gives good luck is always interpreted as having an implicit threat. Your Thursday’s gonna be great. <3

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[slimmetra-deactivated20250917]

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

flight attendants were right all along….

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

if u wanna help someone……….ya gotta make sure you put on your own oxygen mask first

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

when you log on an hour too late and everyones already combined the big new thing with all the other memes

[c2g69b8ab4]

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

@staff

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

As we reach December 17th and our blogs might be deleted by a rampant out of control Catholic bot, I just want to take the time to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[angelicavpd]

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[owlmylove]

i have no memory of posting this

[birdsnestbegone]

OP died and respawned before they posted this

[botanize]

[humorstaff]

[meechonmarss]

Adam & Eve

[randan-a]

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

[nefertiti-bangz-deactivated2018]

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

[thefourtwentytimes]

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

[dankmemeuniversity]

[latenights]

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

[fairylander]

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

[c-bassmeow]