what a mess

[aparoids]

[lostinmymemory]

Source

[shelgon]

[deluxetoaster]

okay, listen for a sec. We all know the “”“"American”“”“” Harry Potter universe houses are trash for many, many reasons. One of the reasons is that America is too big to have just one wizarding school where there are only 4 houses, right? so I propose that we in MA instead start sorting ourselves into these exclusive New England houses I made up as I wrote this post:

-Dunked Donut (those who are loyal to their ideals, strong-willed and hardworking but susceptible to black-and-white thinking)

-Duck Boat (those with a hunger for life experience, sharp and analytical but also impulsive and desperate for thrills)

-Lobster (those who are blue-blood types with a taste for power and the intelligence to lead effectively but tend to be overzealous and can’t appreciate the subtleties of teamwork)

-Murphy, they’re literally just the Dropkick Murphys we made a whole house for them and none of them even attend the school it’s just in case one of them shows up one day

[lufthexe]

Florida Houses:

-Sunburn

-Gator

-Pub sub

-Gun

[wittyandcharming]

California Houses: -In n Out

-Chili Peppers -Redwood

-Drought 

[petergatsbygreen]

Tennessee Houses:

-Mountain Dewds

-Cowboys without Horses

-Drunken Housewifes

-Dead Deer Collectors

[loracarol]

Oregon Houses:

- Sasquatch

- Dysentary

- Hippies

- Hipsters

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Missouri Houses:

-Tornados

-Corn

-Suburban Deer

-Mosquitos

[bloodyfrank]

New York Houses:

-Bacon, egg, and cheese

-Road Rage

-Constant Yelling

-Pizza

[elendraug]

Illinois Houses:

- Corn AND Soybeans

- Chicago

- Not Chicago

- Blagojevich

[offbeatmonochrome]

Georgia Houses - Waffle House - Ragged stone yard art - Giant Fucking Bug - Humidity

[isotoperuption-blog]

South Carolina Houses:

Possum

Charleston Traffic

Sand

Humidity

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Pennsylvania Houses 

-Cheese Steak 

-Liberty Bell

-Fracking

-WaWa

[mynameisimmaterial]

Arizona Houses

-Cacti

-Coyote

-Sun

-Heatstroke

[warriorwolfwoman-deactivated201]

Ohio Houses

-Buckyes -Tornadoes -Heroin Addicts -Hillbillies

[mrcreepypasta]

Texas Houses:

-Yeehaw

[catthekitchenwitch]

Kansas houses:

- wheat

- tumbleweed

- baseball

- dust

[onyx-a-deactivated20190102]

Illinois Houses:

- black ice

- fucking huge tornado 

- portillos 

- ashtray

[walkergears-blog]

Happy 20th Anniversary to Pokemon!

[justkevinstuff]

VR is the true future of gaming.

[scienceshenanigans]

Juno’s trajectory. [x]

[weirdmageddon]

[bisexuwhaleprlde]

news headline: “stunning new information: more millennials are going to parks, riding on bikes, and doing physical activity than ever before!” millennials: where can i find fucking charizard

[atomicbrawlers]

[thx]

[comradesaucegay]

♡  follow for more soft grump aesthetic ♡

[shelgon]

Imagine: Getting home after a long day training Pokemon and this guy is waiting in your room:

*opens door*

[ommanyte]

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

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Original post by naldouze

Rosalina voiced by totalspiffage

You can get monthly personal voice requests from me through my Patreon

[prozdvoices]

Tic tac toe sports anime

[love-personal]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

rick astley on his deathbed

rick astley: my last will and testament  … it’s online … rick astley’s relatives: where, rick ? rick astley *smiling*: here … i’ll give you the link ……

[refurbthecat]

Are you badass enough to rub this cat’s belly?

[tertiatachonis]

YES.

[refurbthecat]