the holy scribible

shelome, am beckan and i does art

[macrooncity-blog]

me, an ambivert;

my friends; oMG Ur SucH aN eXTrOvErT

me,in tears bc is overwhelmed; s-sorry...?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[bloodyantichrist]

[macrooncity-blog]

it is 20 fuckin 19 and everytime i see this post i cry from from laughing so hard

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[sensicalabsurdities]

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

[macrooncity-blog]

me: pass the aux !

my friends; dont play any trash

me:

[teathattast]

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[macrooncity-blog]

welcome to hell where i draw mario and luigi as waifus and have an odd obsession with bowsette

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

Those posts that are like "if you were gay in high school you definitely joined theater" like oh no not MY gay ass. That clown shit is for the low tier gays.

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

Weird ass nerd theater gay: LOL THEATER CLASS IS GAY CULTURE.

Me, a normal gay person:

[macrooncity-blog]

me, an apparent low tier gay 

[bitchinwheelers]

“You left me!”

“You know we wouldn’t do that to you.”

[macrooncity-blog]

*i shake my fist angrily at the sky*

dAMN YOU STEPHEN, WHY MUST YOU HURT US LIKE YOU DO

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[macrooncity-blog]

now what the fuck.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY

V A N P I R E

[macrooncity-blog]

I SCROLLED PAST THINKING IT WAS JUST A TYPO AND TWO MINUTES LATER I SCROLL BACK UP TO REALIZE THE PUN

I HATE THIS SITE SO FUCKING MUCH

[mikehanlonstan]

can you believe that will’s sickness and death fucked mike up so bad that he couldn’t even say the word cancer, instead he only ever says “the thing that was killing my daddy” when talking about it, even as an adult years after his daddy died, can you believe that it became his worst fear and he knew that if he ever saw IT again it wouldnt be a bird or a clown but his dad sick and dying, can you believe? can you believe????

[porterr-robinson]

[macrooncity-blog]

yall straight people really out here

callin some dude a fag bc he cut you when you were trying to turn, MY EYES ARE ON YOU DAD

[gahdamnpunk]

This is absolutely disheartening. Protect your babies 😣

[feministism]

[positivelysebastianstan]

Reblog with a line from Infinity War

I’ll start. 

“BRING ME THANOS”

[aus34matts-deactivated20211207]

“I’m not from earth, I’m from Missouri”

[lilyeholland]

“i move so slowly, i become invisible to the eye.”

[macrooncity-blog]

"mr stark i dont feel so good.."

id apologize but i wouldnt mean it.

[ttmab22-deactivated20230406]

reblog if

you go in to cardiac arrest when tom full on smiles with his teeth