full time internet homo ✩

[yeahhletsfuck]

Throwback Thursday to when I posted this GIF all the way back in 2013. Everyone on this site thought that this had to do with Fifty Shades of Gray and the daddy dom lifestyle, and acted like a bunch of horny fools in the replies. But it wasn’t. It really wasn’t!

I was just trying to get my work friend to come over to my house to see the funny images that I had up on my cork board. His phone service had recently expired, and the only way I could get him to see it was through Tumblr. I had done this a few times with him prior to this GIF blowing up, which soured our friendship.

I was wearing the suit because I had a formal business meeting in a couple of hours. I actually hate the daddy dom lifestyle. Please stop thinking that I’m a part of that community!!

[hellscapef2p]

Every villain has a tragic backstory

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

[pvrrhadve]

[mad-silver-hare]

Cracow, 2019

[vowel-in-thug]

everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies 

me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time

[vowel-in-thug]

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

[epheral]

(Not so) Incorrect Quotes

[volcainist]

Goalkeepers’ balls get photoshopped into cats.

[milkchocolatepuppies]

This is so natural. Like i didn’t question it

[coupdegrace]

[metaangelz]

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

[sweetestesthome]

[thesymski]

jk rowling told me personally that hedwig was the duolingo owl the whole time. anytime she’s not actively delivering a message to harry, she’s threatening people everywhere to make sure they do their german lesson. this is never mentioned because it’s not relevant to harry’s journey

[ojalla]

my heart hasn’t nutted in awhile

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

Years tbh

[jmrtmt]

These are my favorite fanarts I drew several years ago from Sherlock…

[moon--and--star]

these are so gorgeous!!

[maybelatersamel]

[delikadininsayfasi]

[s-t-a-y-i-n-g]

[kuroken-lovechild]

If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

[buzzfeed]

Sometimes it’s good to talk to strangers.