Bacon & Coffee

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[neverthere12345]

[mindfulwrath]

happy anniversary to this lethal tweet

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

THANKS Keith.

[mytoecold-deactivated20180808]

[porksweats]

[nanocomputer]

“ok don’t let this get to ur head but i think ur a good boy”

dog:

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[wepaintthetown-blue]

is that meghan markle

[ruinedchildhood]

[princesstigerbelle]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tangarang]

(toad voice) oh yeah!

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[actual-haise]

Attack commences in 30 seconds

[madalame]

Idk when I started to like writing poetry so much more than writing fiction but like.... it’s gotta change I can’t be poor for the rest of my life

[zedsbedbaby]

[questionlife]

I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.

Until

[defydamage]

That cat is the coziest it’s ever been and it’s not leaving except for food.

[slapandticklelol]

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

fuck you

[creigo]

i dont trust people who have a cup by their sink for when they brush their teeth. yall too good to drink out of your hands? too good to live like our ancestors? imperial scum

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via BeyondMusing)