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Vincent Van Gogh (Dutch, 1853-1890), Arbres dans le jardin de l'asile [Trees in the Asylum Garden], Saint Rémy, October 1889. Oil on canvas, 41.6 x 33.5 cm.

parkchanwoohoo

Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months

parkchanwoohoo

He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape

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“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”

“I’m…not doing that”

“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”

parkchanwoohoo

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parkchanwoohoo

This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise

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cronusamporaofficial

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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stabble1234

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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lettucetherapist-blog-deactivat

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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alonelyangel6-blog

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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khajittink

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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conchiolin

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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cats2019forthenintendoswitch

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

suffuse

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

cherenkovs

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

creekfiend

I love to be a homeowner. I’m responsible for so many extremely stupid things now

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#CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD

i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed work and when I moved into my first apartment the landlord told me the bathroom still needed caulked and I didnt understand that meant she was sending someone to DO that so I caulked the entire bathroom and when the guy got there he went “did you……..Do This” and I was like “yes, and why, and who are you”

creekfiend

This is great he must have been so unnerved

trashboat

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

trashboat

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks

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why would i do that lmao

officialunitedstates

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

madameemotional

Alright lads

Here’s the tea. If you like soft uwu’s, asmr, and Castlevania, check out my man K’s YouTube channel.

#my mans is grindin’ HARD to get to 1k #blease spread the word

Alright lads

Here’s the tea. If you like soft uwu’s, asmr, and Castlevania, check out my man K’s YouTube channel.

#yes this is in fact a PLUG #my mans is grindin’ HARD to get to 1k #blease spread the word #castlevania #alucard #alucard tepes #asmr #asmr video #asmr sounds #male asmr #japan asmr #netflix #uwu #edgar allan poe #k asmr

paperspence

if the unsub isn’t an impotent white male in his mid-thirties is it really a criminal minds episode

hntersmoon

Spencer Reid, a genius, does not know how to use chopsticks: a saga

Bonus:

dr-gloom

THINGS TO BE WARY OF: THE MOMO CHALLENGE

I just heard of this from my brother, whose children are terrified of it. It’s so grotesque.

So essentially, this “Momo Challenge” made its way onto YouTube Kids videos (much like the self harm one you might’ve seen going around). In the same manner, it comes up about halfway through a video, when parents are more than likely not paying attention, and tells the kid they can’t tell anyone about the challenges or their friends/family/themselves will be killed or seriously hurt. Then it gets into the challenges.

They start out simple. Break a toy, make a mess of your room, etc. But then they gwt more and more disturbing. Things like self harm and suicide make their way into the challenges, once the kids have become invested.

And I need to stress this: they aren’t allowed to mention this to anyone under threat of harm or death to the people they love.

My niece burst into tears when my brother asked. My nephew, who’s 13, was scared out of his mind and begged my brother to drop it, because he can’t talk about it.

My brother is cutting his kids off from YouTube, and if you have children, I strongly suggest you do the same. YouTube Kids is no longer safe. Period.

Even if you don’t have kids, please, by god, reblog and share. People are ending their lives. They’re scared senseless. YouTube needs to own up and do something, and until then we need to protect the children.

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So if you’re easily disturbed by creepy images, don’t look it up. I just did and the screenshots immediately triggered an anxiety response and I am terrified. And I’m an adult.