bro

honestly like...what the fuck 

[youre-my-bucketlist]

s u b m i t t e d b y : bippityboppitybooty

[hungwy]

When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”

[simplyandswiftly]

[archivemol]

[warm-suggestions]

Friendly reminder to drink more water and let go of more bullshit

[hookayy-deactivated20211224]

What kind of girls are you into

girls out of my league  

[chaos-nblm]

*bonks my stupid head with yours* I love you

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Velimir Khlebnikov, from Collected Poems & Selected Writings; “Everland,”

[lilpieceofmyworld]

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you play the stereo at max volume, it’s almost like the other people can’t see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.

[jenny-jinya]

Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[aura-lee]

You squeeze by me on the train and all you hear is “ᵇᵒᶦⁿᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍThhhhdDdDdDdDdDd”

[chaoticallydanny]

[loveydoveykirk]

twitter canceled

[scoutdoesstuff]

It becomes a pattern in the aftermath. 

Bruce has set up a makeshift lab in Wakanda, while the world takes stock of their dead and Wakanda mourns for their king. Bruce isn’t doing anything important, but he needs to do something, so he studies Wakanda’s vibranium supply and attempts to keep Shuri busy. 

Otherwise, the grief might just be too much for the both of them to bear. 

Bruce also tries very hard not to think about Tony and what form of matter Tony may or may not be at this very moment. He’s only moderately successful. 

It’s on the third day of the second week after half of the world has turned to ash that Thor brings Bruce a little green snake. Bruce is baffled, but he tried to be polite about it. Bruce is heartsick, though, so that makes everything a little harder. 

Then Thor asks for Bruce to see if the snake is Loki, and it takes every bit of willpower Bruce Banner poses to not burst into tears. Thor is so strong and so keen to smile, he makes it so easy for everyone to forget that he has lost nearly everything. 

Bruce pokes at the snake without any further complaints. When nothing happens, the grief on Thor’s face is unimaginable. 

Bruce begins spending time with both Thor and Shuri, in a desperate attempt to combat his own grief by combatting theirs. 

All the while, every second or third day, Thor brings Bruce a small green animal and asks Bruce to see if it his lost brother. Bruce checks every time, with care and precision, but the result is always negative. It’s awful for both of them, but Thor can’t seem to stop and Bruce doesn’t know how to make him. 

This pattern holds for a few weeks, until Thor brings Bruce a beaten and battered lizard. It’d been burned somehow and it looked like one of its limbs had been badly broken. When Thor presents it to him, Bruce honestly isn’t sure if Thor had just brought the little thing to Bruce to see if it could be saved. 

“Could you check?” Thor asks, the question quiet and hurt after so many weeks of negative results from Bruce’s prodding and poking. 

“Of course,” Bruce says softly, adding his portion of the call and response. 

He gingerly picks up the lizard, as the poor also looks like he’d been through the wringer, and gives him a quick once over. Bruce’d been right about the broken leg and the burns were pretty –

The lizard fucking turns into Loki. A damaged, burnt Loki who scuttles backward on a broken leg while spitting blood. 

Thor bursts into tears. Bruce bursts out laughing. Everyone has their own way of processing grief and shock and grief turned into shock, apparently. 

It’s later, when they’ve gotten Loki a little patched up, convinced Okoye not to kill Loki (”He tried to destroy the world!” she says – “He’s gotten better,” Bruce says), and Thor’s eyes were mostly dry, that Loki finally says through clenched, bloodied teeth: 

“They’re in a pocket dimension.”

“Who?” Bruce whispers, stunned. 

“Everyone. I told him he’d never be a god. He was just a warlord playing at being something powerful. He should’ve fucking listened.”

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

JUST THIS ONCE, ROSE, EVERYBODY LIVES

[vitrexanima-old-deactivated2018]

IMPORTANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@neverparted @kingxfmischief @endurraesa @gcdcflies @lxttle-green-trxckster @silvertongued-trickster @nightmareinthefrost @lokigodofmischiefandlies @threecupsofteaandatrickster @asgardsfallenson @addictiveking @deityofdeception @sviker

[girls-are-very-pretty]

Me: *tries to be that sexy girl from tv who only wears a white button up shirt to bed*

Me:*Grabs my nearest button up flannel, shrugs* “Close enough”

[girls-are-very-pretty]

I'm a simple wlw, all I want is a pretty girlfriend who will sit with me and rub my back soothingly while I spend 10 minutes choking on chocolate milk because I breathed while trying to drink it without thinking like the disaster that I am.

[girls-are-very-pretty]

I like it when girls get just a little bit possessive. I don't mean in that bad stalker abusive way but in the, *steps just a bit closer and casts a small warning glare when a boy starts flirting with her girl just a bit too much* and *hand on gf's lower back orin her hand in public so everyone knows without words that she's hers*, just little possiveness things from cute bits of jealousy are fantastic.

[alexithymiasworld]

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

[stephanemiroux]

Here are the thieves btw:

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

im actually physically ill

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Keep this post alive so that when CARLOS is old enough he’ll know these KIDNAPPERS stole him from his MOTHER!

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Guatemalan mom: “Please help me my son was taken from me”

Those two assholes: “Lol finders keepers bitch lmao”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Carlos was taken from his mom, Encarnacion Bail Romero after she was arrested during a work raid. Her words, “Nobody could help me because I don’t speak English,” are still resonating deeply within me. This child was kidnapped from a loving mother, and she went to hell and backwards trying to get him back, and a judge literally told her she had no rights to her own child.

https://twitter.com/evanchill/status/1010399759088193536

Completely unfit parents can get their children back like it’s nothing and this poor woman who loves her child and just wants him with her again cannot? How is this not human trafficking/kidnapping?

Also:

The judge said the biological mother had no rights to even see her child, according to the mother’s lawyer.

Asked if the Mosers would allow Bail Romero to see the child, the Mosers’ attorney, Joseph Hensley, said the couple was “not willing to comment on that at this time.” source

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

reminder that many children are funneled specifically to Christian families and communities for the same reasons they always have: destroy culture, stack votes, add bodies to communities that otherwise wouldn’t hold majorities. it is literal, actual trafficking.

[trashmouse]

This is a part of genocide. Removing the children from their parents, who generally desperately love and want to raise them, and placing them with white American families is a way to erase their culture from existence without the ugliness of directly killing children. But it’s still ugly, and it cares nothing for the actual welfare of the child.

[twodotsknowwhy]

The thing that gets me is that the “adopted” “parents” are denying her even visitation rights. Like, how monstrous can you be? How do you not have any compassion for this woman, who also loves your “son”? How can you be good caregivers to a child if you are so heartless that you will steal a child (inadvertently or not) and then have so little empathy towards that child’s mother that you will deny her the chance to ever see him again?