Madam Kane

A curly college girl. Message me about whatever. If you want my social media, gotta ask.

[madamkane]

Shout out to a bra that fits cuz ya girl was wearing 34B for the past 6 years and didn't realize I'm a 34D now. So this is what a bra is supposed to feel like...

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[valtsv]

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

[valtsv]

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

[princecharmingtobe]

*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING

[shakugan-archive]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

sick of watching my coworkers do this shit💖

[somebetterwords]

A Taste For Murder (And For Sex) [1/1]

Pairing(s), Characters(s): Kurt/Sebastian Rating: explicit Triggers, Tropes, Kinks: graphic violence, character death, mob/mafia, AU, established relationship, barebacking, bp!kurt, daddy kink, undertones of D/s, exhibitionism/exposure, crossdressing (lingerie), loud, marking, rough sex Length: ~8,000 Genre(s): crime, smut

A/N: A fill for this GKM prompt. Not beta read, so all mistakes are my own and I apologize for them. (Please feel free to point them out to me!)

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Summary: Sebastian Smythe was the eldest grandchild of the most  prominent crime boss in Middle America, and he fucking loved the family business. Executions were part of his job description. His sweet, gentle, innocent civilian boyfriend didn’t know that yet.

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[omghotmemes]

How irresponsible of you Jupiter

[the-dragon-of-rainbows]

This is even funnier when you consider that Jupiter is the Roman name for Zeus, who canonically…is a whore and had that many children both full and demi divine

[neko-mancy]

THE MOONS ARE NAMED AFTER ZEUS’S LOVERS AND AFFAIRS

[aria-sky-dragon-deactivated2023]

Don’t forget that the Juno probe is named after Jupiter’s wife. NASA deadass sent his wife to check on his side chicks

[superohclair]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Where to begin with all this

[green45678910m]

Sometimes I purposely have headphones in with no actual music to stop people from trying to talk to me. Enraging.

[faewnry]

What incel wrote this article.

This is the only appropriate reaction since he wanna be all up in my face.

[techcat]

Even that image they have, the woman looks SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE. How do you even justify this garbage???

[blackracheldare-deactivated2020]

if you watched Girl Meets World, Boy Meets World, or Andi Mack growing up, it gave you unrealistic expectations of friendship which is why you’re messed up and a sucker for the found family trope now

[incorrectgmw]

“I tell people I’m socially awkward but the truth is I’m also privately awkward.”

— Farkle Minkus

[youlovetoseeit]

and that is a great price

[jazminesullivan]

CINDERELLA prod. Whitney Houston & Debra Martin Chase, 1997

[contac]

[nikocat]

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

[deathclawboyfriend-deactivated2]

[poseonfx]

Let the ball begin. Pose, FX Networks’ new original series, premieres Sunday, June 3rd. #PoseFX

[evan-pizzers-blog]

— What’s better, the dream or the reality?

‘Pose’ (2018).

[tlkpride]