madasahatterinahat

[pansoph]

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

[beefmilkthings]

jerry is here

[madasahatterinahat]

2 years old kid: *runs*

family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

[madasahatterinahat]

me: *has a problem that needs to be addressed directly*

me: if I fake my death right now i'll literally never have to deal with it

[postllimit]

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

[sunnysofa]

[teavibes]

This made me smile ago much omg

[ceejles]

No. Look at him pls

(My first attempt to make a gif on my own

and I need treats from COLLEGE, basically ‘ u  ‘) 

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

The Teen Titans Show Their Skills 💥 (W/ Khary Payton , Tara Strong , & Scott Menville , the voices of Cyborg, Raven, & Robin)

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

reblog if you would eat one of papaw’s 12 burgers

[seachord]

”It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.”

[dulect]

getting dressed up for a special event

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated?  is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style

[sexymachine]

[commiemartyrshighschool]

This is what time lapse photography was invented for.

[emmakultra-deactivated20260409]

I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off

[hipsterinatardis]

nyoom

[arsonistslair]

The longer you stare, the funnier it is.

[kylekallgrensaysgoaway]

[homeless-guy-eats-crap]

A town called panic

[stability]

kill me

[slay-faye]

Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me

[aasdwqy-deactivated20190523]

Like how…. How is this possible

[chinaija]

Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it??

[mixedgf]

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

[hummingbirdchurch]

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

[greelin]

somewhere in an alternate timeline there’s a version of me who makes good decisions regularly. good for them. fuck them, though