these are my rules, this is my house

madeline • 29 • she/her & he/him hobby artist from the US you can find my art @ clairemadsy 🫶

[mcafan12345-deactivated20250317]

do you freaks even like me

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[loveamongthesailors]

portable slime gargoyle 

[unicornfan]

[loveamongthesailors]

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

[unicornfan]

[lousolversons]

me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[morrigan-disapproves]

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

[cannibalchicken]

[s9sh9]

[ejacutastic]

[vyrkann]

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[slingerapen]

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[screamydreamy]

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

[tigerator]

for anyone keeping score they added a 4th japanese character who happens to be a magical ninja. i'm not joking.

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[tamamoland]

nursing handjob from a girl who lactates dr pepper

[angremlin]

[roadside--picnic]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Let’s Finally Do Something About the Bulldozer That Killed My Daughter

Article written by Rachel Corrie’s mother in support of a bill for the ban on USA sales of bulldozers to Israel… I can’t imagine This families pain.. and the mom still fighting for what her daughter believed in.