double dumbass on you!

the blog where everything is made up, and the posts don't matter. hi i'm Jake! he/they. about tags

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[xipteras]

Polaris. Image by @xipteras

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[dawn-in-the--adan]

covers of the yellow wallpaper by charlotte perkins gilman pt. 1

[hr-rep]

Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[lunchline]

here are your prestigious zoom quiz badges!!

you tied for 1st place!! 1 out of 3 people who scored a nearly perfect score out of over 500 responses :))

holy shitttttt im dying. i have a normal amount of interest in my interests

thank you!! this was so much fun :D

[lunchline]

for the record this is the cap that did me in

[geiszlergottliebarerockstars]

In honour of pride, here’s what the PPDC logo looks like during the month of June

[geiszlergottliebarerockstars]

It’s gay month so I’m bringing back my rainbow capitalism PPDC logo

[lunchline]

here are your prestigious zoom quiz badges!!

you tied for 1st place!! 1 out of 3 people who scored a nearly perfect score out of over 500 responses :))

holy shitttttt im dying. i have a normal amount of interest in my interests

thank you!! this was so much fun :D

[hermannsthumb]

happy june 2026……

[whitebuttondowns]

guy who took backshots so hard his tummy hurt. Btw

[boitterfly]

[omgthatdress]

Celebrating Pride by sharing these pictures of George Michael cruising in Will Rogers State Park in 1997, shortly before he got arrested, which will forever live in my brain as the definition of KING SHIT.

After being forcibly outed by the arrest, he wrote a song about the joys of outdoor sex and made a video mocking the whole mess:

Iconic moment in gay history. Iconic moment in horny history. I just love it so fucking much.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

all i'm saying is if hudson was my boyfriend. i'd be giving him the strap asking if he wishes it was connor instead

[gaygoatshane]

[virginshane]

pls tell me more about shane having Difficulties. shane having Sensory issues. shane struggling to temperature regulate. shane struggling to emotionally regulate. shane body discomfort. headache from Too much. give me the Shane Difficulties pls

[virginshane]

if u write abt shane’s Difficulties. pls tell me

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth