double dumbass on you!

the blog where everything is made up, and the posts don't matter. hi i'm Jake! he/they. about tags

[the-east-art]

Useful image for when your internet friends have rain in their cities and you don’t

[the-east-art]

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever made. It’s just people talking about wanting rain. Or who have too much rain and want other to have their rain.

[geniusbee]

comic for a little seattle anthology i did. this is my cat db cooper :)

[geniusbee]

You can buy the whole anthology here! Chock a block full of Seattle comic artists!!

[cuntbf]

i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot

[ovid]

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing

[urgetocreate]

Gordon Hunt (British b. 1958), Into the Blue, 2023, Acrylic on canvas

[ourinquisitorialness]

Fanfic Work-In-Progress Guessing Game

Send me a word, any word, and if it’s in my WIP document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence or line it appears in.

[lilyblisslys]

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

[rthwrms]

lascaux arcade carpet *_*

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[werewolbachia]

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Nerf

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Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

[werewolbachia]

[hmmbarkbark]

[apolladay]

Let’s have a potluck! What are you bringing?

* main dish (meat)

* main dish (vegetarian)

* casserole

* salad

* speciality side dish

* chips and dip

* bread/rolls

* dessert

* drinks

* utensils (cutlery, cups, napkins, etc.)

* something else

* see results

Let’s have a potluck! What are you bringing?

main dish (meat)

main dish (vegetarian)

casserole

salad

speciality side dish

chips and dip

bread/rolls

dessert

drinks

utensils (cutlery, cups, napkins, etc.)

something else

see results

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

[i-am-hollanova-down]

🧢🧦🫦

[doechiimp3]

ilyas big fat crush on yuna let's talk about it

[doechiimp3]

have 2 believe that ilya hanging out at her house all the time leads to at least a few times where shes in a robe and straight out of the shower w wet hair and her face is a little pink and damp from the steam and she beelines for the couch bc she CANNOT miss shane's face off and ilya is sitting there wrapped in three blankets with a pint of cookies n cream trying to not look at her directly and Yuna is literally smelling soooooo good and Ilya is texting Shane furiously WHERE IS YOUR DAD?? and Shane's like "I'm about to blow up Scott Hunter's walker and this is what ur texting me?? Ugh" and then ilya swipes to his thread with svetlana and says "as a belated half birthday present to you I will tell you one true thing about jane" and sveta immediately responds "ok yay let me think" and Ilya says "no this is not a fucking q&a session I am telling you his mom is so hot and I am alone with her and I am panicking" and sveta says "ILYUSHA!!!!!!!!! PICK UP PICK UP PICK UP" and Ilya blocks her for the evening

[firstprinced]

blep

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[mi-ciudad]

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum