Love, Laugh, Live

I'm Maddie! I'm 17 and from the South of England.

[surprisebitch]

when bae flirts with you but you’re saving your virginity for the lord

[writerswritecompany]

[tayelchapo]

I’m reblogging this everyday.

[maddieadair]

friend: what are you doing?

me: im on tumblr

friend: whats your @?

me: sorry i dont have tumblr

[drcrunk]

if i had a dollar

[sharkbaitwhohahaa]

[rejecters]

[knownhoe]

[awisemanoncesaidnothing]

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

[yoheezy]

are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal

[kumagawa]

when you’re talking about racism and the whites get angry

[pleatedjeans]

[forever90s]

[domharris]

slay

[sridevi]

[maddieadair]

Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*

Me: *putting on makeup*

Guy: You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.

Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?

Guy: Well, yea.

Me: Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?

Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*

Guy: Um.

Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.

[pr1nceshawn]

The struggle was real.

[ericaclark1908]

They will never fucking know!

[fonzworthcutlass]

I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds.

[maddieadair]

2016 election

News anchor: The new president has been elected.

The entire US population: *sweats in anticipation*

News anchor: and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

[stunningpicture]

Super helpful hanger warning

[aries324]

My friend from high school got engaged and her photo is amazing

[singsongstardust]

What kind of next level

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

He set the bar too high that’s it I can’t propose anymore I’m gonna be single forever

[onthephonerightnow-deactivated2]

Goals

[misstaylorsaid]

But why the fish and birds come through like its a damn disney movie?

[thatpaidmermaid-deactivated2018]

They knew.