Maddie From Below

hi i guess. um. im maddie. she/her. > Age of majority.

[maddiefrombelow]

Shamelessly stealing this from @bassguitarinablackt-shirt :

learn about me by observing my blog like im some sort of creature

Also apparently all the cool kids are tagging themselves so here's my one (1) tag BC I can't be fucked to do more

#insane.md

There are like four different injokes there (I think I haven't counted) and I can't be bothered to explain them so if you care send me an ask or smtn and I'll do my best to explain it in terms that make sense to a sane human being.

Anyways. This one tag will be used exclusively for shit I am saying

Not asks, not rbs, just my own unique posts

And I'll probably forget half the time cus I'm not that smart

Anyways

Byeeeeeee

[mikumiotics]

it genuinely is so maddening how there is a whole section of this website that fully believes that a bunch of "dangerous predators" aka "pedophiles" were like. successfully 'identified' via blog surveillance and stalking, and that the fact that these 'dangerous people' were mostly if not all trans women is just coincidence.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[gremlininho]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[shamebats]

There's this whole story unfolding on TikTok right now about this account that got popular — a woman in the US who calls up churches & pretends to have a starving newborn that hasn't eaten since last evening & asks them if they could help her out with a can of formula. Unsurprisingly, none of the ridiculous megachurches actually ever say yes, and the churches & other religious institutions that did say yes are getting lots of support from people.

But I just saw a video of a TT user explaining that they decided to do their own little social experiment — by walking up to drug dealers on the street, telling them there's a young woman with a baby who needs help with formula, and literally all of them immediately reached into their pockets. In this story, the OP did have a real neighbor with a baby who ended up getting some much needed baby supplies. Thanks to the charity of local drug dealers.

A lot of Americans are learning that their rich white Christian churches are less willing to help their communities than black churches, mosques, buddhist temples & apparently also crack dealers.

[its-emimi]

Happy Pride month! 🌈

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[foone]

2008, and I'm getting ready for my government job fresh out of college. There's a suddenly bright light as a tear in space appears, and a bright haired female version of myself steps through it.

"Foone! I have an important message, from your future self!"

"oh wow, is it that I'm a girl and need to transition immediately?"

"no, you'll figure that out yourself. This is more important"

She steps closer and takes my face into her hands.

"never read homestuck for a boy you have a crush on. Farewell!"

There's another flash and a momentary smell of ozone, and I'm alone in my apartment again, more confused than ever.

[foone]

A couple people have reblogged this with tags like "what about for a girl?" so let me be clear by quoting my beloved grandpa, may he rest in peace:

Always do what a cute girl tells you to do.

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[luluquiq]

I drew some flag deers for pride month ! 

Be proud of who you are !

you can use them if you credit me

[ooppo]

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[dragotzenny-deactivated20150825]

Key & Peele: Movie Hecklers

[benvey4]

[demilypyro]

This is just what medical transition is like

[demilypyro]

Yeah exactly