[jinbeioyabun]

Hey, I'm El! 30s, he/him/his.

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My Writing A Moment's Peace - rated T, Jinbei/Reader, 3k words. All you want is a quiet moment away from the louder members of the Straw Hat crew. When the opportunity presents itself to spend that quiet moment with your not-so-secret crush, you jump to seize it.

Act of Service - rated E, Bartolomeo/Reader, 1.3k words. You, a member of the Straw Hat Crew, have been separated from your ship. Luckily, the Barto Club has made it their mission to get you back to the Thousand Sunny, and they've been treating you like royalty the entire trip. Their captain asks if there's anything he can do for you, and an idea hits.

[uroko]

[xanaxfarts]

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

It's all about the tile in this 1920 Mexican style home in Santa Fe, NM. 4bds, 3ba, 2,374 sq ft, $1.95m.

The front door opens into a lovely large living room.

What a great idea- to give the fireplace colorful accents, they used metal rods painted teal.

Beautiful dining room off the living room has doors to the covered patio.

The vintage kitchen has colorful Mexican tile counters and backsplash. Even the kick plate under the cabinets is tiled.

Covered patio off the dining room.

Look at those carved doors.

Gorgeous Mexican tile in the ensuite. Even the tub is tiled.

Bedroom #2 has the same ensuite, but tiled in a pretty blue pattern.

There are two, 2bd. homes on separately deeded properties. This is house #2.

It has a nice living room.

Dining area.

And a roomy kitchen with such cute, cheery tile.

Bedroom #1 has beautiful doors and built-in shelving.

Check out the tile in the bath.

This house has a lower level.

Bedroom #2 is down here.

This house has its own covered patio, also.

Nice piece of property with income.

The neighborhood has all the same style homes. .30 acre lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/452-452B-Arroyo-Tenorio-St-Santa-Fe-NM-87505/440870938_zpid/

[archilovers]

Casa IC | Ad-hoc msl See the full project at: http://bit.ly/2gs9CCN

[atrusovaartist]

Acrylic on canvas 40×50 cm

«New Lindau Lighthouse »

Painting this with three kids around was… honestly, almost impossible.

Stressful, chaotic — a calm sunny day somehow turned into a full storm around me.

And the hardest part?

Trying to bring it to completion while everything was still wet…But maybe that energy stayed in the painting too.

[jinbeioyabun]

made the fatal mistake of too much ice cream while lactose intolerant

I took lactaid pills, but not enough in proportion to the amount of dairy consumed

[martindykewood]

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

[green-bean-sprout]

me omw to get more stupider

[wizardarchetypes]

i think avoidance is such a little-recognized ocd compulsion. all the time i talk to people with ocd who are like "i was always having intrusive thoughts about using kitchen knives and harming myself or others but i'm okay now because i just stopped using knives ever 👍 so i'm good now"

and i'm like unfortunately i have bad news.

[pollsforadults]

Sequel to the black hole question, if you were going to die and given the option, would you jump into an active volcano?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

(Anon submission)

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[important-animal-images]

[pollsforadults]

Are you still a fan of something you enjoyed as a kid?

Yes (what is it?)

No

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

(anon submission)

[anonpolls]

The train takes 8 hours. The plane takes 1 hour, plus an hour to/from the airport at each end and the time it takes to get through security. Both are clean and as safe as you could hope any matter of transport to be. Both have Wi-Fi.

Which do you take?

The train

The plane

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!