[jinbeioyabun]

Hey, I'm El! 30s, he/him/his.

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My Writing A Moment's Peace - rated T, Jinbei/Reader, 3k words. All you want is a quiet moment away from the louder members of the Straw Hat crew. When the opportunity presents itself to spend that quiet moment with your not-so-secret crush, you jump to seize it.

Act of Service - rated E, Bartolomeo/Reader, 1.3k words. You, a member of the Straw Hat Crew, have been separated from your ship. Luckily, the Barto Club has made it their mission to get you back to the Thousand Sunny, and they've been treating you like royalty the entire trip. Their captain asks if there's anything he can do for you, and an idea hits.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

1866 Eastwood Manor in Nashville, TN is such a pretty house. 3bds, 1.5ba, 2,243sqft, $1.595m.

It has a cozy living room.

For the price, it's a little on the small side, though.

The dining room layout is very similar to the living room.

The kitchen's beautiful, but I wouldn't have done the whole thing in a dark color.

Spare room with built-in cabinetry.

Cute little nursery.

Vintage half bath.

Nice shelving in the hall.

Bedroom with a nice fireplace.

The main bedroom has a built-in closet.

Good idea for an older home w/o closets.

The full bath has a lovely vintage tub.

According to the listing, the laundry room had an extensive reno.

Large back yard.

And, quite an expanse of front yard.

I thought that this was a park, but it's actually the house's property.

0.88 acre.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1703-Greenwood-Ave-Nashville-TN-37206/41102143_zpid/?

[jinbeioyabun]

I like your blog, so challenge accepted!

Size kink, age difference, somnophilia, corruption kink, intox kink. Also, these aren't kinks, but you like frottage, premature ejaculation, fat and hairy bodies, and sex pollen trope. Couldn't get a feel for if you were into Daddy or Mommy kink, but I'm willing to bet you are.

😳😳😳

Oh I was NOT expecting someone to actually Do the Thing wow

Were these guesses, or did you follow my nsfw sideblog when it still existed?

Is this one of my Discord friends? An author friend whose fics I comment on?

How did you know??? (You're right on all counts)

[wiltking]

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

[wiltking]

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

[prokopetz]

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

[titleknown]

Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet

The Trump administration is cynically exploiting calls for stricter AI regulation to pass broad censorship measures at the federal level.

So, in terrible news, Trump's trying to pull some strings to pass this massive internet censorship bill, featuring all the kinds of internet censorship we're terrified of, including mandatory ID for accessing basically any website, specifically to crush state regulation of AI, because apparently this man will always see the moral bottom of the barrel and start digging.

So, if you live in the US and hate censorship and AI you know what to do, contact your congresspeople and tell them do not fucking dare let this through or so help us god...

[kosher-salt]

More direct source of concern

URGENT: We’re one bad D.C. deal away from the era of online government censorship.

Congress and the White House are negotiating your online speech rights away. Tell lawmakers: reject KOSA, NO FAKES, and age-verification man

[rfpreiwaphase]

5calls has NOT updated to reflect this

6/14/2026

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

Call now. Call often. Get your Americans on the horn. 📞 Every time you call, 🐨 will hug you

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[devotedgossamerreader]

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

[crabussy]

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

[shiftythrifting]

The "Jup"

It was a handmade piece from the 1980s based on the signature underneath.

jandmade

[crabussy]

hi everybody if there is a food or medicine recall and it is only an issue in the USA can we please make sure that this is mentioned somewhere in the post so that people don't have to hunt through articles and comments and ask follow up questions to make sure we don't have to freak ourselves or our friends/family out about the food we eat or the meds we take. peace and love! and sorry about the recalls!

[spid3rs0up]

Also for invasive animals. Believe it or not, animals that are invasive in the US had to come from another part of the world where they're part of the ecosystem. Pretty sick of seeing posts saying "this animal is invasive and you need to kill every one you see." People live all around the world, and I do not trust all of them to look into *where* a species is invasive exactly when given an excuse to kill things "for the greater good."

[greatwesternrailway]

she’s only 23? she should be indoors using the computer

[snorlaxatives]

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

[kaiyves-backup]

[quietwingsinthesky]

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

[quietwingsinthesky]

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

[mtomauw]

Crackships are meant for ships where there must be a crack in the fabric of reality to make that shit happen or you need to be on 50 kilos of crack to come up with that shit. Batman/Ironman isn't even a crack ship that's just a creative crossover

The Grinch/Bayonetta tho now we're talking crackship.

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

[elucubrare]

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

[cabbageheadgames]

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

[podcastwizard]

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

[podcastwizard]

where were they. greta where were they.

[fuggmuff]

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs