Mad Dogs and Silent "E"

Hey all, I'm Jamie. Just trying to get by, maybe make something of myself...who knows?! I'm a big fan of Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Tom Lehrer, Noel Coward--most things that are rather nerdy. Feel free to check out my other blog- answersfortimothyleary.tumblr.com or my poetry blog- thevastnessofcreation.tumblr.com

[punkryuki]

In preparation for Easter Sunday

[tomicscomics]

02/27/2026

Abram's the GOAT.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY:

In this Bible story (Genesis 12), an old man named Abram (meaning "exalted father") is told by God to leave everything he knows and go on a whimsical adventure to a new land. Abram obeys God, and later (in Genesis 17), God changes Abram's name to Abraham (meaning "father of nations") because God forms a covenant with him and promises to make Abram's descendants as numerous as the stars.

In this cartoon, God calls to Abram as He does in the Bible story, but Abram isn't sure if God is saying "Abram" (his name) or "Ab Ram" (his muscular sheep companion). "Abs" refer to the abdominal muscles on your stomach that form a six-pack if you eat well and exercise your core, and an adult male sheep is called a "ram"; hence "Ab Ram" being a ram with sick abs. God then announces He's gonna change Abram's name, as if the only reason to do this would be to differentiate our father in faith from his well-toned pet.

Ab Ram is historical fiction and cannot hurt you... physically... while you're looking directly at him... in broad daylight... on a weekday. Of course, if he did exist, Ab Ram would have no weak days.

[ericvilas]

The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is "what the fuck is 6 7"

The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.

[ericvilas]

Truly the best possible outcome this post could've had

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[rehfan]

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

[thecompletebookworm]

This is beautiful, not just because of the lyrics, harmonies and relatable message, but also because Cinderella (Brandy), One of the Hercules Muses (Roz Ryan) , and Mama Odie (Jenifer Lewis) are singing it.   Like we have been blessed.  

[elljayvee]

one of these days I will not watch this video when it comes around on my dash, but today is not that day

[dichromaniac]

Some days the internet delivers the thing you need to see when you need to see it. This is that day, and this is that content

[punkryuki]

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[rvllybllply2014]

Love this so much

[robinade]

the practical magic musical looks great

[sffan]

well this fucking bangs

[francesderwent]

a whole lot of people heard “for we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places” and took that to mean “the people who disagree with me are literally demonic and when I fight them I fight evil itself” instead of “every flesh and blood person you meet, including the ones who disagree with you, are loved by God and you are called to pray for them and have compassion for their suffering and mourn the hurt they incur by their sins; the most important fight against the devil is the fight for the soul of our neighbor”

[depsidase]

[kropotkindersurprise]

James Baldwin, talking about living his life based on observable fact, instead of white liberal promises. [link]

[bingomann]

in order to beat the state-of-the-art, you need to physically beat its authors

[number-one-toku-robot-lover]

[dorohedorah]

[antelopian]

[onioneyez]

He's very easily peer pressured

Prints!

[shatteredroses]

pick one pass it on

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Voting ended onJul 2, 2023

[girlblocker]

what’s that old man going to do

[girlblocker]

what’s this other old man going to do

[ublock-origin]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

I guess I made a hit👄

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

when observed, are you. . .

a wave?

a particle?

Voting ended onMay 19, 2023

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

oh my god you're so right

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year