Pip Pip Da Doodly Doo

[surealists]

why are you so shy

literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever (via bl-ossomed)

[throwbackblr]

The Lion King (2019)

[melonmemes]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Go and love someone exactly as they are. then, watch how they transform into the greatest truest version of themselves. when one feels seen and appreciated in their own essence, one is instantly empowered.

Wes Angelozzi (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

spongebob critical

[radicles]

spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.

[mizumanta]

Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.

[vote-for-eggman]

Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????

[monkey-network]

Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.

[sidetable-drawer]

Bubble Buddy killed a man.

[deactivated-blog]

Bubble Buddy poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto the houses of the Bikini Bottom residents.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

he did??

[deactivated-blog]

No… but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

[marauders4evr]

I SAY WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!

[birdgirl34]

“now what?”

[marauders4evr]

“Ǵ̝͖͖̻̹͎̳͓E̬̥T̶̛̻̙͎͝ ̟̘̩̼͉͍̜̖͉̕T̢̺̗͓̼̟̫̬̙̖̀H͏̝̖͓͓̪ͅE̥ ͇͍̞̹̜̞͟L̼̲̲̠͢͝Ḭ̣̻̬̖͙̀F̹̙͍̼̰̬͕͟È̶͖͇͕̜͉̘͝G̻̜̰̯̖ͅU̲̳̼A̹̣̳R̶̗̀D͏̴͓͎̝̹̘̝ͅ!̻̲̭͔̜̺͠͝“

[whateverdrippy]

[almondkittie]

I heard that!!!

[sonicshrike]

when you see someone talk about the really obscure thing you’re into

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

To heal a wound you need to stop touching it.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

friend: hey how are you

me after a month of anxiety so bad I can’t eat sleep or unclench my jaw: 

[madel-taco]

My anxiety: somethings off

Me: how so?

Anxiety: somethings wrong

Me: what

Anxiety: something

Me: like can you give me a general idea

Anxiety: somethings off

[31thingstodoinoctober]

[madel-taco]

Really one of the best cures for sadness is having someone just hug you while you cry. Without trying to make you feel better or trying to offer solutions or analyzing why you feel the way you do. Just the feeling of another human being, wrapping their arms around you while you ugly cry into their neck.

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

[lagonegirl]

Never seen such civilized roasting.

Howard is the goat. Black Excellence strikes again 

[justnaul]

Ate that ass alive

[ellevenhopper-deactivated201712]

“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve.”

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and they will come forth, later, in uglier ways.

Sigmund Freud (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[alemicihan]

[oockitty]

The immortals are getting bold.

[mycroftrh]

One of those is… Weird Al…

[marybeatriceofmodena]

Weird Al has barely aged since the 90s, why is anyone surprised he’s immortal

[thriveworks]

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