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Madeline // 22 // homo 🌈 // oxford, ms

[lordfordida]

[shepurdvakarian]

[newyorkexcelsiorofficial-deacti]

is saying “horses” when you pass a field of horses a midwesterner thing or a whole ass national thing bc ive never been in a car when we passed a field and somebody has to just say Horses in a monotone voice and we all look and nodd and keep drivin

[newyorkexcelsiorofficial-deacti]

every human on earth in unison: horses

[crossbeams]

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[grown-woman-pussy]

[alexbelvocal]

Man Listen

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[lonelyroommp3]

rejected dissertation idea #45: study on the proportion of former emo kids who have partial perfect pitch but limited solely to the note G

[bimbandboozled]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Some stupid fish crawled out of the water 35 million years ago and now we have to deal with taxes smh

[gaypeopletwitter]

[catsbeaversandducks]

What religion is this? I’m interested.

Photos by Life with Baldrick and Melchett

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[understands]

[hippanthropy]

[nvclearbomb]

This is fucking me up right now

[armedandgayngerous]

POWER MOVE

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

I am not emotionally involved in this situation.

Using this.

[shrimp-bird]

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

[jupitersdaughterr]

all these pretty girls and you expect me to be straight?