*Italian(y)o*

l Madison l Montana l 22 l say yikes n move on with your life

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[allbusybees]

forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.

[uuuhshiny]

[honeybottledrip]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

me 5 years ago: the internet isn’t your diary lmao

me now: what’s up, today i cried whilst eating a biscuit

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

[nyangalore]

[htxtrinh]

@catrightsactivist

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

he’s free

[faesoteric]

I watched this so many times just for the expression when he realises the ground is not as close as first thought.

[lolsomeone-actually]

I LOVE THIS SK MUCH hahah

[libracharm]

imagine making dinner with someone you love,,, drinking wine, listening to music, kissing,, wow

[homodotus]

[odin-n-out]

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[janhooks-deactivated20191108]

i think we should get rid of time zones and just let everyone decide for themselves what time it is

[catasters]

[ar-mah]

[exeuntnoctis-deactivated2025103]

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

[bugsroseee]

Tag your porn

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[pi4nobl4ck]

Just a tuesday in Canada

[pi4nobl4ck]

Meanwhile, at Australia…

[pi4nobl4ck]

An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:

[ethereal-oddity-deactivated2025]

oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny